Roast of Thamnophis!

[Zephyr]

I threw this idea around with James for a bit, and we decided it would be a cool idea to throw a "Roast of Thamnophis" thread. For those of us who don't know what a roast is, a great definition can be found here:
Roast (comedy) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Please try and contact the person you're roasting beforehand to see if they're okay with being verbally torn to shreds.
Other than that, I'll start with a roast of every one's favorite snake nut *Formally the filbert nut in the bowl,* James.

[Zephyr]

If one asks James how many pounds his snakes are, he'd answer: "I could never sell one of my snakes!" Obviously, don't ever try to talk about weight with an Englishman! Now, as for his taste in women, I'm pretty sure if it looks female and has a heartbeat, James will flirt with it. I'd be entirely off base if I didn't mention his absolutely wonderful people skills: He's quite the cunning linguist! He and I had a lovely conversation the other day about how there are only 8 species of reptiles in Britain: Knowing James, he'll probably have the UN knocking on his door asking for him to let the 10,000,000 or so of the little guys go.

And there you have it! The first roast, *most likely of many,* of James!

[Snake lover 3-25]

LOL!!!! poor James the sad/funny thing is that it's mostly true!!! sorry James! LOL!!!

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

Man i want to roast someone!

luckily i don't think anyone here knows enough of me to roast me

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

when I opened up this thread, i was expecting some horror story about people eating roasted garter snakes.

my hair got the better of me that time.

[Zephyr]

Nice one Shannon! XD I believe James is open to more roasting. :P

[Lori P]

Kyle, you're good! I was just lmao and choked on my coffee... (Yeah, I'm with you on the hair, Shannon)

[anji1971]

....my hair got the better of me that time.

There you go! If nobody knows you well enough to roast you, do it yourself!!

[Zephyr]

So, any one else going to give it a go? Comeon, James is just begging to be roasted. :P

[Snake lover 3-25]

Well... i dont know... he does say ALOT of random things that no one understands...
and he is responsible for many of those "disappearing" threads... if you know what i mean LOL