Shipping Snakes!!!

[drache]

I think the shorts are a bad idea
what if you accidentally sit on them on the plane
or the flight attendant dumps hot coffee on your lap
is there no legal way to get garters out of Mexico?
because if there isn't, I'm sure we could come up with a better way to smuggle them out than James' shorts

[Lulu Bennett]

I think the shorts are a bad idea
what if you accidentally sit on them on the plane
or the flight attendant dumps hot coffee on your lap
is there no legal way to get garters out of Mexico?
because if there isn't, I'm sure we could come up with a better way to smuggle them out than James' shorts

I am sure your right rhea, we don't want them squishing or gassed to death on the way home lol

[adamanteus]

You guys are really giving this some thought, aren't you?!!

[Lulu Bennett]

You guys are really giving this some thought, aren't you?!!

lol yup!

[stonyloam]

That reminds me of an old, old joke…. Something about a guy smuggling a duck into the movie theater in his pants. Can’t remember it all, but the punch line is, the woman says “yeah, but this one is eating my popcorn”.

Just to show that you can find anything on the internet here it is.... This one's eating my popcorn@Everything2.com
Sorry guess it was a chicken

[anji1971]

... I'm sure we could come up with a better way to smuggle them out than James' shorts

Better, maybe.
But more fun??? Doubt it!!!

[Lori P]

I'm sitting here giggling so hard I just choked on my coffee... oh you guys are too much fun... LOLOL

[drache]

now be serious, guys
if we have to go with shorts, I'd vote for James' (he's willing - you're willing, right James?)
I still don't think shorts would be our best option
if we're going with lover extremities, how about some modified harem pants with snake baggies poofing out the calf and ankle area? Then we might have to find another carrier though (or are you still willing, James?)
or James, you could just wear them on your head
sort of like the pic in the nature photography thread that I'm not managing to get into this post

[anji1971]

I'm trying to picture James in harem pants............I think we did just find something more funny than the shorts!

[Lulu Bennett]

ave you ever seen the Granny bloomers? they are tight with elastic and the bottom of the legs and atleast they wont be too close to his bum lol
oh and he would look absolutly stunning.
And only $50 lol