Marthas new digs.......... (The build begins)

[mark cope]

A friend of mine has come up with a good idea
Wifey wants a tortoise..........so I go to the shop and get One tortoise and one snake.....come back and say to wifey I have got us a tortoise each..........then I take out the tortoise and say "here is yours".........then I take out the snake and say"Oh bugger I must have left his shell at the shop"

[-MARWOLAETH-]

Sounds like a plan...