Roast of Thamnophis!

[EdgyExoticReptiles]

maybe we should change the name of this thread to roast of james

[Zephyr]

I hate to say it, but this roast is not hitting the mark.

I'm thinking you need to use your Godly skills of comedy to help us out then.

[EdgyExoticReptiles]

lol?! james never says random things there all well thought out and factual

Well... i dont know... he does say ALOT of random things that no one understands...
and he is responsible for many of those "disappearing" threads... if you know what i mean LOL

[Stefan-A]

I'm thinking you need to use your Godly skills of comedy to help us out then.

Not a chance.

[Snake lover 3-25]

lol?! james never says random things there all well thought out and factual

that's because he deletes them so fast that no one has time to read them LOL

[Zephyr]

Now, I've told you guys about James, but everything I mentioned you probably already knew. So, let me just shed some light on Stefan. :P
You've gotta be pretty gutsy to live in Finland in the first place. The last time I checked, their latest technological breakthrough was the wheel. So, to be able to live in such an inhospitable environment AND keep snakes at the same time is quite a feat! Stefan himself is just barely getting the hang of using a campfire to keep his little snakes warm and toasty. In the midst of of keeping alive, he's still managed to keep a warm heart and good sense of humor. Well, not really. If it has anything to do with giant snake eyes peaking into some unfortunate person's house, he'll be the first person to joke about it. Finally, just the fact that he managed to find garter snakes in Finland is unbelievable. So much so, I've started to get the hunch that some one's been tricking us all with a little photo-cropping madness.
And there you have it! Yet another member made crispy on the Roast of Thamnophis!

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

Get this! James actually left thamnophis.com and went outside! And then he said, that in his adventures told me he met a wonderful girl not too long ago.



he said first he took her to a sushi bar, where she wasn not shy about having her fill at all! and then they went to the beach and sunbathed for a while. he said there was something very attractive about her beautiful dorsal stripe, but her lucious enlarged 7th labial scale and lack of appendages is what really made him fall for her.

<3

a true thamnophis love story

[Zephyr]

HAHAHA!!! I actually fell off my seat at that one! XDDD

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

did i do it? did i sorta-kinda maybe roast james? even though i have never met him and have only been on this site for 3 or 4 months...

[adamanteus]

It's a true story! Her name is Radix and I'm still besotted by her.... I'm not ashamed.

Very clever, Shannon.