What?! Idiot snake joke

[RedSidedSPR]

They are all pretty lame but the third one has to be lamest that's for sure. Why the heck didn't they say rattlesnake instead of cobra, we'll never know. For the cobra I would have made a joke about them having a bib I think.

THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE POST!!!! THE THIRD ONE!!! THANK YOU CONCINNUSMAN!!!! Jeez, people read opening post. I said they are all lame but the THIRD ONE is why I posted it.

[mustang]

haha loved the monty python one!!!! hey i got one
what was wrong with the male snake that couldnt breed?
he had areptile disfunction
hahaha i made that one up myself

[ConcinusMan]

THAT WAS THE POINT OF THE POST!!!! THE THIRD ONE!!! THANK YOU CONCINNUSMAN!!!! Jeez, people read opening post. I said they are all lame but the THIRD ONE is why I posted it.

Yeah, that one crossed the line of lame and went right into downright ridiculously stupid.

[RedSidedSPR]

yeah, that one crossed the line of lame and went right into downright ridiculously stupid.

that was the point!!!

[Mommy2many]

haha loved the monty python one!!!! hey i got one
what was wrong with the male snake that couldnt breed?
he had areptile disfunction
hahaha i made that one up myself

You did make me laugh...

[ConcinusMan]

Good one

[guidofatherof5]

Please don't be mad at me for any of these jokes. I found them.

Why is a snake so smart?
Because you can't pull its leg!

What did the naughty little diamondback say to his big sister?
"Don't be such a rattle-tail!"

What does a well-dressed snake wear?
A boa tie!

What kind of snakes get to hug the bride at a wedding?
Garter snakes!

How did the snakes bust out of jail?
They scaled the wall!

[mustang]

You did make me laugh...

yay im on a role today....for science fair again i brought checker to school (only let people hold him when it looked like he wanted out.....which he did...)he didnt poop on any body, got me lots of girl attention, and was on his best behavior. I got lots of ophideaphobia related pics and i got outa class! (he wasnt out too long except with a small group of people after school....and he actually seemed to liked the "not robert" attention)
i could tell if and when he wanted back in and of corse no biting or musking occured....good little chick magnet id put my jacket over his little travel case to allow him to calm down