Tang's in trouble

[Mommy2many]

Steve,

If Tang were to ever have any offspring, I would sure love to be Mom to one! He is one beautiful snake! Good luck with his rehabilitation. Maybe you could advertise as a "Snaky Massage Therapist"

[guidofatherof5]

Steve,

If Tang were to ever have any offspring, I would sure love to be Mom to one! He is one beautiful snake! Good luck with his rehabilitation. Maybe you could advertise as a "Snaky Massage Therapist"

Once again, a skill that won't make me any money. How am I ever going to retire.

[Mommy2many]

You will retire very rich. Just not in the financial sort of way. (at least not thru this means)

[Didymus20X6]

Unfortunately, Wall Street doesn't accept Radixes as legal tender.

Wait, I do have an idea: advertise in the newspapper that you're a "professional snake catcher", and that you will "safely and swiftly remove any snake from anyplace and relocate in a humane fashion." Then charge a small fee for it.

And after you catch a few garters, you can then buy one of those metal snake-catchy thingies like they use on TV, just in case you find a Copperhead or Moccasin.

[Mommy2many]

We are all rich on many different levels. Wall Street, only one and not so much.

[Didymus20X6]

You got that right, Mommy.

[Sssssnakey]

Steve, you're wonderful! I just read all this and it's amazing what you've done for Tang!

[mustang]

Unfortunately, Wall Street doesn't accept Radixes as legal tender.

Wait, I do have an idea: advertise in the newspapper that you're a "professional snake catcher", and that you will "safely and swiftly remove any snake from anyplace and relocate in a humane fashion." Then charge a small fee for it.

And after you catch a few garters, you can then buy one of those metal snake-catchy thingies like they use on TV, just in case you find a Copperhead or Moccasin.

HEY im gonna be 16 in september and i was thinkn of doin that...ROBERTS PESKY SNAKE REMOVAL... snakes arent pesky unless ur normal....do i need permits to do it?...its either that or petco....ill m ake sure the reptiles get what they need!!!

[Didymus20X6]

I would say to check with your local wildlife authority first. Then your department of labor.

[CelestiHel]

Wait, I do have an idea: advertise in the newspapper that you're a "professional snake catcher", and that you will "safely and swiftly remove any snake from anyplace and relocate in a humane fashion." Then charge a small fee for it.

And after you catch a few garters, you can then buy one of those metal snake-catchy thingies like they use on TV, just in case you find a Copperhead or Moccasin.

Seriously, there's a market for this. Before I decided to let the den win, I was in the market for some help scooping snakes from my walls in a humane fashion. And lo, there was no one. I looked everywhere. So now I'm toying with doing it myself...not on my house because I rent, but for others.