OMG, OMG, OMG! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kenabec is no longer an EGGLETTE! Or won't be in the next day or two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a mother! MY VERY FIRSTEST BABY IS ON THE GROUND or will be in the next day or two.

My very firstest sweetest baby is ALMOST here! He has to eat something twice and then take pinkies for four meals before I can have him - because I'm a newbie. THASS OTAY!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M A MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In six weeks my baby will be with me!!!!!

I'M ABOUT TO GO NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm about to cry! I'm about to get my firstest EVER snake!!!!!!!!!! My sweet Kenabec!!!!!!!!!

My god, my god, my god, my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KENABEC!!!!!!! Your muzzer loves you VERY MUCH!!!!!