Checker Houdini does another performance

[mustang]

As most of you know i gave checker his middle name "houdini" as a result for his dissapearing act but nothing had prepared me for his next act...

It all started when i brought him to school after all the female atraction he got (& he got me ) he kinda went through this solitary phase and he wouldnt est...except one over about 6 weeks now....he did wierd things like trying to get through the glass to a picture of scicilia hoolding him...(lots of homosapian things do that to her too) but shes a teamate and friend and i want to keep it at that(shell say no anyway)....well ANYWAY I tried to feed him one of 5 feeder fish and it air drowned or poor water quakity in water dish drowned....flushed him.... since he hadnt eatn in 4 weeks and i gave him plenty of oportunities so i decided to put 4 fish inthe waterfall (his water source) and see what he does since no amount of prodding or pretending to not be looking would make him eat... this monday i held him and i heard this sound *squelch* and instinctivly i put my hand under his anal plate and then that sound came *squelch* and then i looked at his head and he threw up somthing (not food....i was guessing water) all over my e...i put him back in the cage gave my sheets for mom to wash and went to school....tuesday afternoon i didnt see all of the fish so i thought they were hiding in the back of the waterfall...this morning (wednsday) i looked the waterfall and i say checker sticking his head out the back so i said "good bye have a nice day ill se u when i get home" and shuffled ff to school....30 minutes ago i looked in the cag checker was on one side ,waterfall on the other...i didnt see any fish in the front of the waterfall...i pulled out the waterfall plugged the sink and dumped out the water....i saw only the little little baby fish in the water...i was amazed checker pulled off another dissapearing act!!!! there was only one survivor in "The Texas Feeder Fish Massacure"!...i put the fish in a alternate little holding area and filled up the waterfall with fresh fish cr@p-less water and put it back in the cage...i tapped checker (not pick him up i dont want the fish to come out the wrong direction) and saw a little mor width in him but i didnt see enough of him to tell...but i know those fish didnt flop outa the terrarium!

EVERYONE LETS GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO CHECKER HOUDINI McGONAGLE FOR DOING HIS FAMOUS DISSAPEARING ACT, HIS FAKING AN ILLNESS ACT, AND THE STARVATION ACT! thank you (illness I think throwup = water from first failed attempt)

hope yall enjoyed that little story....every word of it was true...i dont know how to wrap this up so ill leave of with...to be continued in act 4!

[mustang]

stupid spelling errors ...threw up on my e....= threw up on my bed...
he wouldnt est (line 2 or 3 i think) =he wouldnt eat