Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[ConcinusMan]

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."

[RedSidedSPR]

Milk just came out my nose.

[ConcinusMan]

So drink beer instead.

[RedSidedSPR]

What do you think i drink, milk?

[ConcinusMan]

You drink out of the toilet for all I know.

[kibakiba]

Beer is gross. It tastes like pee.

[RedSidedSPR]

Beer is awesome.

FYI I don't remember the last time i had milk...

You drink out of the toilet for all I know.

How did you guess?!

[ConcinusMan]

Beer is gross. It tastes like pee.

No, dear, the idea is to drink it from the bottle, can, or glass. Not after it goes through you. I think you're doing it wrong. Besides, how would you know what pee tastes like? LoL.

[RedSidedSPR]

Good point. How would you know?

[RedSidedSPR]

Funny story...

I just "proved" (he was gullible today) to someone I could speak Latin by rattling off a bunch of Latin thamnophis sub-species.

Just said stuff like "thamnophis concinnus pickeringii ordinoide", and "aratus sirtalis parietalis."

Dude was like "how the hell do you know Latin?"

Priceless.