Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[Elliot]

"But Daddy, I'm only three! I don't know how to change the gearbox in the car".

Well then the punishment is well deserved!

[adamanteus]

As I said...Firm but fair. Learn motor mechanics or spend the remainder of your life in abject terror. The choice is there, if you care to take it.

[Elliot]

As I said...Firm but fair. Learn motor mechanics or spend the remainder of your life in abject terror. The choice is there, if you care to take it.

You should have your own parenting show James.

[Stefan-A]

Learn motor mechanics or spend the remainder of your life in abject terror. The choice is there, if you care to take it.

Terror for me, please. Any chance I could have a cricket bat to use as protection against the closet zombies, until it's time to die?

[adamanteus]

Terror for me, please. Any chance I could have a cricket bat to use as protection against the closet zombies, until it's time to die?

Sorry Stefan, the pizza is your only weapon. You need to earn the right to carry other weapons.

[Stefan-A]

Sorry Stefan, the pizza is your only weapon. You need to earn the right to carry other weapons.

I see. I wonder what MacGyver would make out of a rancid pizza..

[adamanteus]

I see. I wonder what MacGyver would make out of a rancid pizza..

A rather fetching hat!

[Elliot]

Chuck Norris could destroy you with pizza.

[adamanteus]

My child is far more frightening than Chuck Norris....she is evil personified! Should I post a picture? You can see the spite and malice in her face. But I warn you, such a picture is disturbing!

[Stefan-A]

A rather fetching hat!

He could probably develop a cure for zombieism with one.

And MacGyver could kick Norris' *** any day.