That's Not Punny!!!

[infernalis]

"If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now."

[reptile3]

Tami that is priceless!!!

OMG.. you'll not believe what I just found in my Dear Uncle's madness.... not sure which thread to add this to



Why do male Elk have long antlers????

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It's a guy thing.... regardless of species...

[reptile3]

Tami that is sooo freakin funny! thanks for the laugh!! I soooo needed it

[infernalis]

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

[ssssnakeluvr]

a police officer who is short on his quota of tickets for the month decides hes gonna park across from the local bar and catch someone driving drunk to help catch up. he watches a guy go in...he thinks there's my sucker!!! four hours later the same guy staggers out of the bar. he walks up to a car, tries to put his key in the lock and it doesn't fit. he steps back, looks at the car, and walks around to the next car. again he tries the door and can't get the key to fit. puzzled, he goes to the next car. the key works this time and he falls in the car and passes out. the officer can't wait for him to start the car!!! all the other bar patrons come out, get in their cars, and leave. finally, the officer decides he's not waiting. he pulls up, grabs the guy up out of the car, and says he is gonna arrest him for driving under the influence of alcohol. he gives the man a breathalyzer test and it comes back 0.0. the officer is confused so he gives him the test again. again it comes out 0.0 he grabs the guy and says what the heck is going on here?!?!! I saw you go in the bar 4 hours ago, you come out so drunk you can't find your own carm, and when you do you pass out in the front seat. Now how in the world can you come up negative on the breathalyzer test????? that's easy the man says......tonite is my night to be the designated decoy!!!!

[ssssnakeluvr]

what do you call a cow with no legs???????



ground beef!!!

[infernalis]

What do you call a cow that just aborted pregnancy?


Decalfinated


"The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."



"If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."

[Charlet_2007]

Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter.

Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog
fresh and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband.

[infernalis]

"I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our 'friend.'"

"I don't think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think he put me on this planet to gather specimens and take them back to my home planet."

[Charlet_2007]

OMG.. you'll not believe what I just found in my Dear Uncle's madness.... not sure which thread to add this to



Why do male Elk have long antlers????

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It's a guy thing.... regardless of species...

Nothing like getting racked by your own rack... litterly lmao