That's Not Punny!!!

[jitami]

prolly... lemme dig through my uncle's email folder...

[jitami]

Bubba had long heard the stories of an amzing family tradition. It seems that his daddy, granddaddy and great-granddaddy had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Bubba's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal, Jim Bob, took a boat out to the middle of the lake where Bubba proceeded to step out the boat, and nearly drowned! Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Bubba went to see his grandmother, "Granny," he asked, "it's my 21st birthday, so why cain't I walk 'cross the lake like my Daddy, and his daddy, and his daddy before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Bubba's troubled eyes and said, "Because your father, your grandfather and your great-grandfathe r were born in January and you were born in July, you dumbass."

[Stefan-A]

Brilliant stuff, Tami.

[jitami]

Thanks Stefan... but if I come across one more racist Obama joke in my uncle's folder I'm going to block him


Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your
worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or
troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Son: " Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give
up my seat to a lady."

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever .

The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my
sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humour."

[jitami]

OMG.. you'll not believe what I just found in my Dear Uncle's madness.... not sure which thread to add this to



Why do male Elk have long antlers????

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It's a guy thing.... regardless of species...

[jitami]

THREE OLD MEN

'Sixty-five is the worst age to be,' said the 65-year-old man. 'You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.'

'Ah, that's nothin,' said the 75-year-old. 'When you're seventy-five, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!'

'Actually,' said the 85-year -old, 'Eighty-five is the worst age of all.'

'Do you have trouble peeing, too?' asked the 65-year old.

'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.'

'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?'

'No, I have one every morning at 6:30.'

Exasperated, the 65-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 85?'

'I don't wake up until 7:00.'

[guidofatherof5]

Great Joke!

[jitami]

Done for now... I've worked my way through his folder back to late October and it's all political crud...

[count dewclaw]

Thanks for the laughs!

[Lori P]

Omg that elk!!! Er, moose!! Er, cow!!! TOO FUNNY Tami, thanks--- I've been giggling madly for two pages now!