garter gathering

[guidofatherof5]

Please tell me all this work has copyrights attached. If not, it should.

[ConcinusMan]

Oh c'mon Steve. You know as well as I do that only this club of garter lovers can appreciate this fully and it's not like we would steal from each other. Anyone who matters would know.

It would be like stealing the works of a member of your household and trying to sell it to another member of your household.

The fact that this work appeared here first is copyright enough if you ask me. In fact, it's even enough in the eyes of the law.

I hear what you're really trying to say though. It is that good.

[PINJOHN]

well done Le Ann that one came back so fast i'm positive you have taken the advice given and passed all the housework to the next generation.
i was thinking that perhaps we [the members] could try limericks next
every one i would think remembers at least one from their youth [probably a rude one] the formula is, five lines with the first second and fifth lines rhyming and the middle two with a different rhyming last word [but of course you already knew that].
the great thing about the limerick is it allows you to lampoon your family and friends with out any one getting offended
come on now everyone has at least one limerick in them GIVE IT A GO


SAID GREG SINCE I'VE LIVED HERE IN PERTH
OF SERPENTS THERES BEEN SUCH A DEARTH
I'M LEAVING TO DAY
FOR THE U. S. OF A
TO GO HERPING FOR ALL I AM WORTH

THERE WAS A SNAKE KEEPER NAMED STEVE
WHO HAD A NICE TRICK UP HIS SLEEVE
HE WOULD TREAT THEM SO NEAT
AT HIS RADIX RETREAT
THE SNAKES NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE

[PINJOHN]

Richard and Chantel i have been splitting my sides at your posts in concinnusman thread. shantel dont scratch your head you will get splinters
i have thrown this little limerick in honour of you both.

said Chantel to Richard today
i was so very shocked at your say
and to what you allude
was so terribly rude
but if strawberry flavored OK

[ConcinusMan]

Oh jeez. Strawberry flavored. LOL!

[kibakiba]

Very clever, John.

[gregmonsta]

Our own liverpuddlian John,
Joined in on our Thamnophis fun,
We're now rhyming away,
With some lyrical play,
On this thread that our John had begun.

[Mommy2many]

Very good of you all in your play
You took on what John had to say
You gave it a try
With a wink in your eye
And all we can say is Hooray!

Silly, I know...

[Mommy2many]

Now for a more naughty limerick...

I watch my snakes thru the glass
They think I'm a pain in the a$%
We all can agree
We like what we see
The what, you don't have to ask

[Mommy2many]

Chantel has snakes in her care
I'm sure she's pulling out hair
Mama has snakes in the making
And Snakey is mating
The more the happier there