Bitten Much?

[Garter_Gertie]

No I don't. Don'tcha know? I gotta get Wayne's permission. It was his son that chowed on me...

LOL!!!

And Loren, you *mite* get jealous, Love. Ittiz kind'a racey....

[Loren]

My folks just got home from minn.- visiting the family. Didnt tell you I have some minnesota blood, did I. I wasnt born there though, just my folks.
Been there many times. SW corner- the little towns.

[Garter_Gertie]

Well, pooh! Should you deign to come, let me know. I'll do my damndest to get down that way to meet you.

Turkey Town? Pipestone? Near Blue Mounds State Park?

[Loren]

Pretty much. Leota, Edgerton, Chandler area. I do remember seeing signs for blue mounds something or other, and I have been to Pipestone.


Not sure about turkey town, but it sounds delicious.

[Garter_Gertie]

I can't remember the name o'the town - Worthington? - but ittiz like the worlds capital for turkey production. down around that area.

[Loren]

Yep, been to Worthington. Didnt remember seeing any turkeys there though. Its been a while though.

but, keeping in line with this thread... I dont think anyone bit me while I was there.

[Garter_Gertie]

OOOOOOOO! Be still my heart, Lover! I'm hurrying as fast as I can with my make-over!

COME ON DOWN! We'll work on you you getting bit in MN!

(I am so naughty!)

[Loren]

(not quite sure what else to say to that)

[infernalis]

I think it was the location of the bite that adds the humor to it, So go ahead, tell us where he bit you

[Garter_Gertie]

Yeah, well location AND stupidity!

Otay. Here goes. Have fun you guys...

Remember me talking about garters and calming when they hear our heart beats? That's my contention, at least, because that's how I tamed (tamed?) Winnie, the garter at the park.

I got Peeps & Jeeps from Dekay - THANKS, Dekay! And Peepers, my pride and joy, is THE MOST skittish, frightened, bull-headed, chicken snake I've ever met. Breaks my heart as of the two he's my fav. Though I've since given up - little stinker's won! - I was DETERMINED to tame him. The brat!

It was hotter'un h&11 here this past summer. When hot I wear these little like tube tops (they're stretchy), but longer and they have like a built-in sports bra/band bra in them.

I was h&11 bent on getting Peepers tamed; like determined! So, I was holding him up against my heart, here at the computer but needed both hands. So... I put him in my top as it was somewhat tight and he could stay there without falling out and be right against my heart, between my breasts.

Yeah. You got it. All of a sudden he LATCHED on the left side of my right breast and was working his little heart out to get it ALL IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was blowing and blowing and BLOWING in his face - his eyes were looking up at me and I SWEAR I saw a "Ha-ha!" glint in his eyes! And he tried harder - determined to make me pay - to mouth the whole thing!

FINALLY, I ran to the sink and dumped handfuls of cold water on him. And he finally let go.

You could see top toofy marks and bottom toofy marks. In perfect v-shapes. It was red for like two weeks and then the prettiest bruise you have EVER seen showed up. Had THAT sucker (WHOOPS! PHUNNY!) for a good 3-4 weeks.

And that round went to The Peepsmeister!