Mouse talk.

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

were going to get in hairless mice at my store. I may buy a few and start a small breeding colony.

[Lori P]

The vet supplied me with needleless syringes. The mouse just won't co-operate. My hands weren't made for grabbing mice by the skin of the neck, either. They were made for doing manly things, like strangling bears.

ROFLMAO!!!! Well, I was going to say, you just pick them up by the scruff and gently push the syringe into their mouth, but never mind, Mr. Bear Strangler!! Hmmmmm, will the syringe fit up the OTHER end?? (Did I just say THAT??!!!!) LOL Just kidding!!

[anji1971]

Well, I guess if he does manage to get the stuff into the mouse, he can then go and strangle a bear to work out the frustration and stress.........

[Stefan-A]

ROFLMAO!!!! Well, I was going to say, you just pick them up by the scruff and gently push the syringe into their mouth, but never mind, Mr. Bear Strangler!! Hmmmmm, will the syringe fit up the OTHER end?? (Did I just say THAT??!!!!) LOL Just kidding!!

Yeah, I know what to do. The little ******* just squiggles loose every time and my next power setting above "lifting pencil" is "crushing coconut".

Maybe I should just change my name to "Lennie"..

[anji1971]

Lennie, the Bear-Strangling Googler.
How charming..........

[Zephyr]

Strangling a bear?
That's not in the bear fighting manual! :O
YouTube - How To Fight A Bear

[anji1971]

No, it's not............they must edit that video for people like Stefan!
He's obviously WAY ahead of the average bear fighter!

P.S. Oooops. I think we've committed the thread- hijacking sin again.........!

[KITKAT]

No, it's not............they must edit that video for people like Stefan!
He's obviously WAY ahead of the average bear fighter!

P.S. Oooops. I think we've committed the thread- hijacking sin again.........!

I have heard that bear meat is greasy... would strips of bear meat be accepted by a garter?

(THERE... does that get you out of trouble? LOL! )

[Stefan-A]

I have heard that bear meat is greasy... would strips of bear meat be accepted by a garter?

It's a bit greasy, but it's good. Beware of trichinosis, though.

[Stefan-A]

Funny (not really), they don't look anything like their parents.