Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[Lori P]

I once stood up to an 18 wheeler bearing down on a turtle... that was in my teens, before I knew that 18 wheelers take a looooooooooong time to slow down and stop. Guess the turtle gods wanted that turtle to live, as I did not get squooshed that day and saved the turtle. LOL

[Stefan-A]

You may not bring your real firepower to work. LOL

Yeah, I know. But I'm going to start working on an invention that will allow you stab people over the phone.

[Lori P]

(Gasping in awe) Ohhhh Stefan. Please put me first on the purchase list!!!!!!!!

[Stefan-A]

I will.


Damn these people. I was a misanthropist before I took this job, but I think I've actually achieved another level of misanthropy thanks to them.

[Lori P]

"Headlines: Stefan A, a confirmed misanthropist, managed to defenestrate all who annoyed him on Friday..."

[Stefan-A]

So that's why you were searching the forums.

If I actually had a choice, I'd throw them into a pit with man-eating anteaters.

[Stefan-A]

Oh rapture! I just received a properly, nay, EXEMPLARILY filled-in form. That almost makes up for the other 250 or so that people have either not filled in properly or just wiped their arse on. Oh I can't WAIT for this country to become a dictatorship. Or at least a meritocracy.

[reptileparadise]

Stefan, it sounds like you really like to work with people

[Stefan-A]

Stefan, it sounds like you really like to work with people

Oh I like to work with people, just not with every single type there is.

You wouldn't believe the crap some of them come up with. One nutjob called me earlier this week and said he wasn't going to fill in the form (it's mandatory, by the way) we've been mailing out, just to get back at the municipality, because somebody here was rude to him a decade or two ago.

I'm really not made for apologizing for other people's indiscretions. If it were up to me..

[reptileparadise]

Yeah...sometimes there's just no reason to be proud of humanity...