Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[anji1971]

It's okay Lori,
I miss him too!
I won't tell him if you don't..........

[reptileparadise]

shhhhhh....

[anji1971]

HELP!!!!! I'VE BEEN TRAUMATIZED! NEED THERAPY FOR YEARS! AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!

Okay, so maybe I'm getting a bit dramatic there, but really, I've had the most horrible experience.
For the first time in several years, I went ***swimsuit shopping***. I must now face a startling reality...........
I'm getting old. Swimsuits don't look good on getting old people. My workouts only work on size, not spider veins. This is very disconcerting. And my husband thinks it's funny. I'm not sure whether or not I should have married him, think a plastic surgeon would be more beneficial now.
I did actually find a swimsuit, but it had better last a long time, 'cause I'm never ever going through that again! Must go drink now.

[Lori P]

ROFL... Girl, Hell will burst forth into song and messages of love and peace before I go bathing suit shopping ever again. Don't you know you're supposed to drink heavily BEFORE you go??

Why they have such bright lights in women's dressing rooms is beyond me. I say, shut down all the power, light a candle 3 stores over and I'll feel my way into the dressing room to try on that suit...

[anji1971]

Drink before you go???
Crap..........no wonder!
They all would have looked fabulous had I done that!

[drache]

it's a good thing I get sunburned then
hanging out in a swimsuit is out for me anyway - they're strictly for swimming

here's my story of the day:
my brother and his wife are visiting from germany
they're staying at a hotel because they know me a little
but they did come to our house today
he pointed out that I'd have so much more space in the living room, if I didn't have so many reptile cages in it
of course I enthusiastically agreed with him
and then in my mind I wondered what I would do with all that space - probably fill it with reptile cages
what do other people do with their living rooms?
some more space for books would be kind of nice, but other than that . . .
I guess other people have coffee tables and entertainment centers

[infernalis]

""I guess other people have coffee tables and entertainment centers""

With reptile cages on them

[drache]

so far I haven't been to anyone's house with prominent reptile displays in the living room
I'm trying to think what people do have in their living rooms, and I can't say that it's anything of much interest to me, except the occasional book shelf

[infernalis]

Welcome, now you have



and as I turn to the right about 40 degrees... The centre island between the dining room and living room, there is actually 5 tanks packed together on that island.


And if I ever see my dream, I want to enclose one whole corner of the living room with glass, we have 2 large sliding glass doors (surplus) I am going to remove the panels, and frame up a "Jungle room" to fill up with tall plants like mini trees, and let my Asian snakes have it.

I think it would be pleasant to see a miniature jungle, waterfalls and all in the corner of the living room. With Limon sitting on his limb

[drache]

yeah
I have fantasies like that
inching forward in my own little way
in about a month I may post photos of my living room