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    Thamnophis inspectus Zephyr's Avatar
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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    Damn'd seasonal allergies. x.x

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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr View Post
    Damn'd seasonal allergies. x.x
    That's for sure! Although mine won't really hit until the grasses start pollenating, then I'm in trouble!
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    "Fourth shed, A Success" Gijs & Sabine's Avatar
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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    Actualy I should go to bed now, but I can't get myself to it ......... when I just did my last checkround on the garters I saw that our very fat tetrataenia female is very restless right now She can be fooling around, but I think she is not far from giving birth Her doughter had just babies today, so it is very likely......

    but my bed .......

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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    I have to share this with you guys, I'm still laughing about it hours later..........
    My Mother is very, very old (even older than Sid) and quite easily confused.... she told me today that she had chicken doorknobs for her lunch!
    She meant drumsticks, surely? But doorknobs?! Come on!
    James.

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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    They're so cute when they're old.

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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    Pensioners.. you can't beat them......... Shame really!
    James.

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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    Sure you can, you're stronger than they are.

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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    Quote Originally Posted by adamanteus View Post
    I have to share this with you guys, I'm still laughing about it hours later..........
    My Mother is very, very old (even older than Sid) and quite easily confused.... she told me today that she had chicken doorknobs for her lunch!
    She meant drumsticks, surely? But doorknobs?! Come on!
    Mine mother is now 83 and at the point of being forgetful ( and yep, James she even older than me as well). But, she hasn't told me yet that she ate "chicken doorknobs". Good one, James
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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    She said she wanted a black gigolo for Christmas.... after picking myself up off the floor, I realised she meant a black gilet!

    I offered her a liqueur (It's still Christmas) she asked for a Grand Maniac!
    James.

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    Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

    Quote Originally Posted by adamanteus View Post
    She said she wanted a black gigolo for Christmas.... after picking myself up off the floor, I realised she meant a black gilet!
    Wow, there is a huge difference between the two, isn't there? Too funny!
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