Invasion Evidence

[chris-uk]

They are watching through the cold air return to work out where you keep the food, and whether they can open a viv from the outside, climb inside, and close it up without you noticing.

[PINJOHN]

great minds Wayne, when i was reading Steve's report the first thing that came to mind was this would make the perfect program for a animal planets formula, alarmist, exaggerated,dangerous killer beasties show.
i can just imagine the scene as a near hysterical Steve tells his story to camera " my daughter gabby was attacked and envenomated by one of these killer radix, we are waiting for them to fly in the anti venom from California it's touch and go i'm afraid, these radix have venom more potent than the gaboon viper and the king cobra put together , my other daughter molly has three broken ribs i just manage to save her from being crushed, the snake had only managed to get two coils around her, else nothing on earth could have saved her" ..Steve after a break to reapply his makeup and renew his synthetic teardrops then tells the camera in a shrill maniacal voice,"! my kale is missing a neighbor reported seeing him disappearing down the throat of one of these monsters only his trainee's left sticking out" as the credits begin to roll Steve's voice is heard screaming "whats our government doing about these monsters ? that what i want to know, just what's the government doing.

[infernalis]

Steve's voice is heard screaming "whats our government doing about these monsters ? that what i want to know, just what's the government doing.

Making another public golf course.

[chris-uk]

You missed your vocation John. IT wasn't right, but you could be a producer for AP.

[EasternGirl]

Yes...but you forgot John...they could call in Billy the exterminator and his rocket scientist brother Billy to save the day...they would woooosh in and save Gabby and Kale and Molly from the beasties by poking the snakes with a big stick and screaming "SNAKE!!!"....

[infernalis]

Just make sure to keep turtleman away from Tank, or Steve would have to unleash some "Live Action" on him...

[guidofatherof5]

Just make sure to keep turtleman away from Tank, or Steve would have to unleash some "Live Action" on him...

I guarantee it.
I'd have to open up a can on him.

[ConcinusMan]

One persons nightmare is anothers joy! think animal planet would do a sequel

No way. They would never go to Steve's to do a sequel. They wouldn't want to risk giving viewers the impression that having your home invaded by garter snakes is anything but a scary, dangerous, and negative thing.

[ConcinusMan]

great minds wayne, when i was reading steve's report the first thing that came to mind was this would make the perfect program for a animal planets formula, alarmist, exaggerated,dangerous killer beasties show.
I can just imagine the scene as a near hysterical steve tells his story to camera " my daughter gabby was attacked and envenomated by one of these killer radix, we are waiting for them to fly in the anti venom from california it's touch and go i'm afraid, these radix have venom more potent than the gaboon viper and the king cobra put together , my other daughter molly has three broken ribs i just manage to save her from being crushed, the snake had only managed to get two coils around her, else nothing on earth could have saved her" ..steve after a break to reapply his makeup and renew his synthetic teardrops then tells the camera in a shrill maniacal voice,"! My kale is missing a neighbor reported seeing him disappearing down the throat of one of these monsters only his trainee's left sticking out" as the credits begin to roll steve's voice is heard screaming "whats our government doing about these monsters ? That what i want to know, just what's the government doing.

lmao!