I'm an idiot

[drache]

did I tell you about the time I made these people tear apart their couch, because I thought I'd lost a snake in their house?
by the time Mikhaila remembered that we had decided not to bring that snake, we were pretty far into that couch

[guidofatherof5]

Someone should write a book about this stuff. Reminds me of all the things that have occurred in my 25 years of law enforcement. You would think I was making most of it up.

I spent 2 days(missing the Omaha Reptile Show) demolishing my basement to find our girl Lucky. 7 days later I found her. She was 6 inches away from her enclosure and had never been on the floor. She was probably watching me feed the others and wondered why I was ignoring her.

[ssssnakeluvr]

Someone should write a book about this stuff. Reminds me of all the things that have occurred in my 25 years of law enforcement. You would think I was making most of it up.

working as an animal control officer for 11 years, and lots of law enforcement in my family....I could believe it!!!!! seen lots of stupidity!!!!!

[infernalis]

Like the person I know who forged a check, and DEPOSITED it into her own account for $10,000!

[guidofatherof5]

That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about.

Crazy stupid.

[count dewclaw]

Just the other day I was looking for my mossy frogs and starting to panic because I couldn't find them. Then I realized I had put them in a different container to feed them the night before and hadn't put them back in their regular tank.

[ssssnakeluvr]

That's the kind of stuff I'm talking about.

Crazy stupid.

sounds like the Utah idoit that was sitting in jail watching tv...saw they were building a new police station across the street from his house, got mad cuz it would cause problems with his meth lab....so other prisoners turned him in, police searched the house and sure enough, they found a lab.... he didn't have to worry about the lab or his house anymore!

[Lori P]

The other day after work, I took some stuff out to my car and went back to lock up and get Jack. He wasn't in the office, so I called and called and called... went over to the main barn, he wasn't there... I was getting panicky, he never leaves me. Called and walked around and called... went back to the office to get my cell phone, walked past the car, and there he was sitting in the seat, watching me. Sigh. Never thought to see if he'd jumped in the first time.

[drache]

well I just went into a major freak attack a little while ago because I thought the level of dislike had escalated and one of the cats had peed or sprayed upstairs, where my old cats have been hiding out from the new cat
there's just a tiny hallway area with extremely worn old plank floor with big cracks(absorbent, rather than repellent), and I'd put the little cat tent there
there's also a stool with a heat pad and towel in front of the window where the iguana takes in the afternoon sun
I keep underestimating that iguana, because I ended up finding that it was his, and he'd left it in the cat tent, and managed to get back on his stool somehow

[jitami]

[quote=drache;102788]did I tell you about the time I made these people tear apart their couch, because I thought I'd lost a snake in their house?
by the time Mikhaila remembered that we had decided not to

LOL... that is too funny Rhea... and somehow easy to imagine, too

Lydsey and Andrew, nice to "see" you!