That's Not Punny!!!

[adamanteus]

That's excellent, Stephi!.... but it leaves me wondering.... what did the snail want first time he called?

[Stefan-A]

Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired.

[ssssnakeluvr]

Confucius say man who farts in church sit in own pew....

[reptile3]

OMG!!! you are all too funny.

[jitami]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest
little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep
widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's
on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit
over there?"

The little girl, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't
think my python weally gives a thit."

[adamanteus]

Excellent!

[infernalis]

Tam, Very nice... Hmmm I wonder what inspired that

[jitami]

Cute, huh? Sent to me by my disabled, widowed uncle along with a bazillion others

Thanks Uncle Dave

[infernalis]

The coincidental timing to go along with the rabbit/python thread makes it better.

[jitami]

Yep Most of his go into their own folder, unread, but the title of that one was Wittle Wabbit which, thanks to Natalie & her little Hernia, immediately got my attention