That's Not Punny!!!

[Charlet_2007]

the pastor in charge of a congregation of nuns called them all in for a meeting. I have some distressing news the pastor told the nuns. It seems that a pair of men's pants was found in the ladies rest room.
all the nuns gasped and one in the back went "hee hee hee"
the pastor continues..also a pair of men's underwear were found in the bathroom..
all the nuns gasped and one in the back went "hee hee hee"
the pastor continues...also a used condom was found in the bathroom!
all the nuns gasped and one in the back went "hee hee hee"
but the pastor says, God shall punish the sinners!!!!!! there was a hole in the condom!!!!!

all the nuns went "hee hee hee" and one in the back gasped!!!!!

lmao good stuff

[ssssnakeluvr]

I have lots of them......althto it takes a while to remember the clean ones...and clean some up....

[jitami]

LOL So far so good Don

[anji1971]

This is a wonderful thread! Very therapeutic..............
Tami, your "abstaining couple" joke had me rolling on the floor!!

[jitami]

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

[brain]

ROTFLMAO hahahaha now that’s a keeper

[deborahbroadus]

Here's a diluted version of one of my favourites

A bear was chasing a rabbit around the woods, when the rabbit came across a magic frog. He said that if they stopped fighting he'd grant them 3 wishes each "Bear, you go first" the frog said. So the bear wished that all the bears in the wood except him were female. The rabbit then asked for a motorbike." poof, two wishes left." " duh, " thought the bear, "rabbit could have just asked for money and then he could have bought his own motorbike" So bear then wished that all the bears except him in the next wood were female too. The rabbit then asked for a motorcycle helmet, put it on and kickstarted the engine. The bear was shocked at how thick the rabbit was being, he could have asked for more money and bought his own
" Rabbit, your last wish" the frog said. The rabbit said: "I wish the bear was gay", and drove off into the distance.

Too funny!! Thanks for the laughs!

[deborahbroadus]

the pastor in charge of a congregation of nuns called them all in for a meeting. I have some distressing news the pastor told the nuns. It seems that a pair of men's pants was found in the ladies rest room.
all the nuns gasped and one in the back went "hee hee hee"
the pastor continues..also a pair of men's underwear were found in the bathroom..
all the nuns gasped and one in the back went "hee hee hee"
the pastor continues...also a used condom was found in the bathroom!
all the nuns gasped and one in the back went "hee hee hee"
but the pastor says, God shall punish the sinners!!!!!! there was a hole in the condom!!!!!

all the nuns went "hee hee hee" and one in the back gasped!!!!!

LMAO..too funny!

[deborahbroadus]

One day last spring I was commuting to work when I noticed a small boy standing on the side of the road, apparently waiting for his school bus to pick him up.

Suddenly from out of nowhere an inconsiderate motorist sped by splashing water from a puddle all over the boy

This made the boy sad and angry all at the same time, ruining his whole day.

So I felt compelled to turn around and go back.......
















To splash him again

LMAO...totally was not expecting the punch line!

[Snake lover 3-25]

omg tami!!!!!