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[ConcinusMan]

Here's a great one:

Reminds me of my first time. Wait... did I say that aloud?

[Stefan-A]

Reminds me of my first time. Wait... did I say that aloud?

No, you wrote it and published it on a public forum. You do know that what happens on the internet, stays on the internet?

[ConcinusMan]

Aaahh, aaahhh, aaaahh.

oh wait... any chance we could have another one of those forum glitches where posts from the past month get deleted?

[mtolypetsupply]

ok that's a little creepy haha
and the female doesn't look too impressed...lol

lol, I think that's the expression most of us females would have if approached so boorishly. LOL

[Tyrel26]

Quote: "Reminds me of my first time. Wait... did I say that aloud?"

Your first time was with a tortoise?? ...an unsatisfied one at that lol

[ConcinusMan]

Ha Ha. Very funny

I don't know, that male tortoise seems pretty darn satisfied to me. Who cares about the girl. She's sitting still and taking it, that's all that matters

[ConcinusMan]

Hey guys! Herpin' boys did Utah this time. Garter snakes included!

[ConcinusMan]

OK, my turn. My Red stripe T. ordinoides girl giving birth:

[ConcinusMan]

Concinnus birth:

[guidofatherof5]

I love watching little ones being born. Such a wonderful sight.
Congrats.