Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[adamanteus]

Stefan, you scare me.......just a little bit.

[CrazyHedgehog]

hey he wasn't the one eyeing up little minty!

[Stefan-A]

Well, I suppose it's better to be feared than respected.

[drache]

oh
I feel so much better now
in fact
I feel like a billion ducks

[adamanteus]

Well, I suppose it's better to be feared than respected.

Fear? Respect? I'll settle for sympathy!

[Stefan-A]

Well, you sure have mine.



A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?"
The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?"
The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."

[adamanteus]

That's bad.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a hot oven until it's Bill Withers!

[Stefan-A]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a duck and a light bulb?




A huge electric bill.

[adamanteus]

The Duck-Billed Platypus...what's that all about? Designed by a commitee!

Scientific name, anyone? Something about paradoxus, I think.

Why do the males have venomous spurs?

[Stefan-A]

Ornithorhynchus anatinus