Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[ConcinusMan]

This made my day. Just knowing that my trolling is recognized in some small way just thrills me!!!! But you are right, I'm the silly kind of troll, not the mean one. artoftrolling.com is one of my favorite places.Trolling IS a art, after all!

I love trolling. Like, in a passionate way.

My comment is, "No comment" I'm staying out of this.

[Light of Dae]

Do employers actually use those internet background checks? Even if an employer could eliminate my aliases, they would still think that I move to a different state every year and that my mother's stupid bad credit is mine...Even if you look at the person who they have listed as me...they have so much information incorrect!

Some employers may use internet but I think the majority use a private or government services for a proper criminal / background check. Although I have had an employer tell me With every resume he gets he looks at their facebook page to see what they are like...

Will you people in all of these snowy places please send some of that snow my way? I want snow!

SURE gladly!!! You can have this -42c (-55c with windchill) weather too!!

[PINJOHN]

SURE gladly!!! You can have this -42c (-55c with windchill) weather too!!

Good God are those temperatures even possible

[kibakiba]

It's gotten to -20f here, but I do live in a higher altitude and it's always cold.

[PINJOHN]

recently Steve ran down to his local post office to get a parcel of to me for which i am very grateful and i thought i might mark the occasion....most of you will know of his background in law enforcement so i did a little role reversal.....[taxi's off the road again i have far too much time on my hands]

the car turned right at the junction ,faster than its driver would normally have driven, the screech of its tyre's piercing the afternoon heat ,continuing down the street at a desperate speed the driver then skidded to a halt outside the post office only to find all available parking spaces taken, all that is except one space reserved for the disabled, pulling into the disabled bay Steve prepares to make a dash for the post office door, frantic that his package makes the days last post.Sitting in a side street watching the scene unfold is traffic cop dic* Tortrino or as he is better known to his fellow officer's dictatorial, dic* lives for these occasion's his eye's light with a feral gleam his pulse rate quickens and he feels that warm glow in his stomach as yet another victim is about to fall to pieces under his baleful glare, god he loves his job, he had heard every excuse in the book, nearly all if them pathetic, prompted no doubt by panic after coming face to face with his imposing stature all five foot one[in his stacked heels] .
Crossing the road dic* arrives as Steve climbs back into his car after quickly posting his package, dic* assuming his most intimidating stance and using his most ferocious voice say OK BOY so why don't you share with me exactly just what your disability is.... Steve looks dictatorial in the eye smiles and says....tourette's now f**k off, and drives away.
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[guidofatherof5]

The one and only John C. from Liverpool.

[Light of Dae]

Good God are those temperatures even possible

Lol yup, Move to Canada eh, We all live in Igloos eh.

[Light of Dae]

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This is my home, heated by bear breath.

[PINJOHN]

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This is my home, heated by bear breath.

on the up side the position the bear has taken means you have somewhere to park your bike

[Stefan-A]

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This is my home, heated by bear breath.

Mine is heated by mastodon flatulence.