That's Not Punny!!!

[infernalis]

Rodney Dangerfield

[Charlet_2007]

lol umm ok lol

[infernalis]

They are all "no respect" lines....

[Charlet_2007]

ahhh I must be to young lol

[infernalis]

It was on HBO within the last 2 years Natalie

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes


Not finding fault, please don't think that...

Any guess where my often stupid quotes are coming from??

[Charlet_2007]

oh yeah i remember now lol i got them in my email thought id share..

dekay nothing wrong with you lol.. you all good lol

[infernalis]

Glad you did

Yeah there's something wrong with me---- Once anything enters my head, it refuses to leave. Scary sometimes.

[Loren]

Rodney Dangerfield

I was thinking that too. Can hear him saying those things in my head as I read them. Funny.

[Charlet_2007]

It Happened Like This, See - Part One...

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I thought my windows were down but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

[jitami]

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

I love this one Thanks for the giggles this morning Natalie