ID this mystery garter

[Stefan-A]

The top one looks a giraffe to me and the bottom one a red sided.

Are you sure you don't want to call them both radixes?

That would be as good as anyone's guess.

That's the joke.

[ConcinusMan]

Are you sure you don't want to call them both radixes?

Naaah, not this time. I figured I would mix it up a bit.

That's the joke.

Glad you get it. I was beginning to think I was the only one that does.

[Stefan-A]

Glad you get it. I was beginning to think I was the only one that does.

Much like a neutered dog, you don't get it.

[ConcinusMan]

Much like a neutered dog, you don't get it.

10,000 comedians out of work and you're trying to be funny.

[Stefan-A]

10,000 comedians out of work and you're trying to be funny.

The one who cracked that one, died in 1992.

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

One thing it is NOT.... That is NOT a radix. Not even REMOTELY close to a radix in any way.

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

I can't ID this snake for certain but I can say some things that it isn't and radix is at the very top of that list, next to infernalis... Lol.

It appears like it could be some type of sirtalis, perhaps it is a WC
intergrade and that is why it looks so strange. To me it looks like a sirtalis but has some coloration characteristics of a cyrtopsis.

[ConcinusMan]

TY Shannon. I know it isn't. It's obviously a rat snake.

[BUSHSNAKE]

That's a radix

[SD Reptiles]

It's a gartersnake !