Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[chris-uk]

That's not just a hypothetical situation is it Stefan?

[Stefan-A]

That's not just a hypothetical situation is it Stefan?

Nope.

[guidofatherof5]

Spring has sprung in Iowa. How do I know?
Well, I didn't listen to a groundhog, check the weather center, look at a calender or even step outside.
So, how do I know?

Tank is in heat and wandering the house. Restless and unable to sit still. All the big man wants to do is make some baby snapping turtles. My poor boy.
This will last for about a month.

[ConcinusMan]

Well I know quite a few guys that deny ever improvising and they're all liars. If you can't get him a real date, Find him a nice bicycle helmet, give him some privacy, and put this video on loop for him. Nature calls. Turtles Mating funny - YouTube

And in the meantime don't let him near any bald heads or basket balls or the situation could get ugly.

[chris-uk]

A bicycle helmet sounds like a good idea.

[ConcinusMan]

Wasn't really my idea. It was Tank's. Steve had one in the floor and Tank tried to court it last spring.

Poor guy would try to violate anything remotely resembling a carapace. And Tank would too LoL (jk)

Close or beyond record high temperatures in the 7 day forecast. Mid to upper 70's expected in the northwest.

[guidofatherof5]

[guidofatherof5]

Shhh. Everyone keep it down. Tank has been asleep now for 12 hours. We have had 12 hours of bliss in the Gilfillan house. I'm going to let him sleep all day if I can.

[-MARWOLAETH-]

You could say he's shagged out!(sorry)

[Invisible Snake]

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"The Fan-throated lizard (Sitana ponticeriana) is a species of agamid lizard found in Nepal, India, Sri Lanka, and parts of Pakistan. These are 2 males fighting. Photo by Baiju Patil"