worst injury?

[ScimitarX]

Ive had no serious injuries but thought id share one of my more stupid moments. When i was little my mum took me and my sis to the park, i got my knees stuck in the vertical gaps in the back rest part of a park bench . I was stuck a while my mum was about ready to call the fire department to get me out, but eventually she pulled hard enough and freed me. I ended up with very bruised knees.

[drache]

I may be slow, but where do you keep your brain, James?
I just can't think of any appropriate three letter words you wouldn't be able to write out . . .
can you give me a hint?

btw
as a child I was once hung on a tree by a horse
no serious injury - just a tree branch puncture wound on my backside - but pretty funny judging from witness accounts

[Stefan-A]

I may be slow, but where do you keep your brain, James?
I just can't think of any appropriate three letter words you wouldn't be able to write out . . .
can you give me a hint?

The secret word is "***".

I'll give you a hint after all: Equus asinus.

[drache]

oh - is it posterior or anterior?
how far distal to the navel and in which direction?

[Stefan-A]

oh - is it posterior or anterior?
how far distal to the navel and in which direction?

At the end of the dorsal stripe.

[drache]

okay, thanks
got it now
makes perfect sense
James is not the only one keeping his brain there, though his seems to function better than those of others keeping theirs in that location

[Stefan-A]

It pays off to have a bit of decentralization and redundancy in the brain department, so that no real harm is done if you laugh your head clean off or fall on you ***. The drawback is that when you update some piece of information, you have to update it everywhere, or you'll end up typing "If I remember correctly" in every post.

What I'm trying to say, is that he's definitely not the only one who keeps his brain there, but there are a few other places I keep mine as well.

Actually, I'm saying all this just to pass the time. Well look at that, it's past four, time to head home.

edit2: I'm home.

[flakgunner]

hey,

we where dispatched,for a vehicle fire on the highway,while enroute,we where notified,that the vehicle was a 18 wheeler,the cab was completely engulfed in flames,and the cargo onboard was hazmat,we where order to grab the 1 3/4" preconnect,the other guy that was with me jumped off the truck,grabbed the nozzle,and ran for the vehicle.leaving the rest of the hose in the tray,DAM!,i ended up pulling the rest of the hose,off the truck,then it needed to be spread out,so their wouldn't be any kinks in the line,the engineer is waiting for the hose to get spread out,so he can open the valve,charging the line,I'am spreading out the hose by myself,and the other GUY! he's screaming where the water!(he's supposed to stay with me,we spread the line together,wait for the line to get charged,bleed out the air,and attack the fire together) well in spreading the line,I got tangled up,went down,put my arms out to break my fall,SNAP!other than that,we where fighting a fire in the business district,we worked are way to the second floor and my right foot went threw the floor,ouch!and then their was a house fire,100 year old Victorian house,2 stories,steep roof,we where ordered to the roof,to cut the ventilation hole ,so the team on the ground could enter.Creek!Crack!Double Dam,rotten boards,we where in the attic.

Joe

[Lee]

Lol probably the worst injury I've ever had is when I pulled my back after swinging a large pick axe and mallet all day when landscaping... And moving huge railroad ties lol. Other than that nothing, a trip to the chiropractor fixes anything I've managed to do.

[KITKAT]

Ford PINTO versus SEMI-TRUCK.

Head on.

I had a concussion, a deep cut on my forehead, chipped some of the enamel off two front teeth, fractured a molar, had a blood clot in my leg.

The pinto was totalled.

The semi lost his front axle.

The semi was at fault... left of center.