William's garter snakes.

[ConcinusMan]

It would have to be a pretty big box.......

Watch to the end...

[katach]

That is funny!!!

[ConcinusMan]

I have every single one of the taco bell talking collectible plush toys that came out during that era. All still in the packages.

They're keeping my Furby's (first gen, also unopened) company up in the closet.

[katach]

You mean you don't snuggle with them...

[ConcinusMan]

No but I squeeze them once in a while just to hear them talk. One of them says "here, lizard lizard" and he has a rope in his mouth with a "box" at the end. The furby's are first gen. You know, the ones you can still train to cuss. Muahahha!

[katach]

I love doing that at the toy store. When tickle me elmo first came out, me and my mom almost peed ourselves laughing so hard tickling elmo.

[ConcinusMan]

What, made him cuss? hahaha I edited. One time my niece "dressed" elmo. When she went to take his pants off, he said "I love you!" I almost died.

[katach]

I edited too. hehehe

[frostyftw]

Oh my god....

I went to a store and I pressed the buttons of all the toy's hands so they would speak.....

Someone who worked there came over and was all mad..

They were all.... "Stop doing that! You are draining the batteries!" and they gave me a lecture and all that crap about how I shouldn't press the buttons...

I'm not even joking.

That is a true story.

[ConcinusMan]

yeah, even though there's usually a tag or sticker there that says "try me"