YOU WILL NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT EAT THE PUG! End o'story.

Nah. I want Jamie so bad I could cry, but ittiz not worth Pickles, Mayo, Niizh, Anasazi, Kokopelli, Peeps and Jeeps, and The Blues Brothers. Nah. No way Joes-ay.

When I was just a toddler, I caught a box turtle (IL) and that turtle lived in the basement for YEARS. Eating spiders, bugs, etc., plus the hamberger we fed it. I'd cart it outside and let it roam around and 'play' with it. Just like a toddler does with anjumuls... Poor turtle! But he didn't seem to mind at the time and I would hand feed him the hamburger.

You know... I never got salmonella back then... Hhhuummmm.

I'd bring the turtle up to show off when my mom was having bridge club (this is back in the horse and buggy days...) and it would scare the wee-wee outta the women. My mother's very best friend screamed and climbed up on the back o'the couch. NOt that I remember, my Muzzer told me.