I'm sorry, I HAD to give this it's own thread!! I was going to call it "Forbidden Love"...

So I walk into the back bedroom and notice something in the turtle's temporary tank...



I'm a little concerned but still take time to get a closer pic...



"What??? What are you staring at?? Can't a guy get some privacy with his girl in this place??!!!!!"



"Ok... ok... it's not really what it seems..."



"See? Completely innocent..."