I ate dog food and dog biscuits. I shared them with our Weimeraner when I was like two. And that's all I ate - dog food and dog biscuits. My mother was frantic and cried to the pediatrician. He said, "Is she thriving?" I was, so he said, "She's fine. She'll eat human food when she's ready. Don't worry about it."

Also ate Draino at three or four. Put my finger in the can and then in my mouth. This is what saved me since I didn't 'drink" it. Only burned the top layer of my tongue off. I can still remember getting my stomach pumped...