Awesome poem about the cobra from New York...


Thr Bronx Zoo is what I call home
From there is where I shall roam
A trip thru the city
No money, what a pity
Perhaps I will use pheremones

A facebook account I now have
A twitter account has my back
I post on them hourly
The news was made daily
But now they've all been removed

The Lady in the Harbour I visited
To a pizza place I have slithered
Apartments I've seen
There's none that I'm keen
I'm a snake with standards it seems

They all looked for me in the city
I'm sure I've kept them quite busy
In my home I'm secure
Within my lair, I am sure
They've got themselves all in a tizzy

My home is the zoo, quite a space
Where humans and the like will escape
I am quite, so to speak, well cared for
And my home is larger than yours
So the Bronx is where it takes place!