o wow thought id get this goin...when it came to me at 11:55!
you might be a herpetologist if you get girls numbers by bringing a snake to a social occasion
if in english class you say "my mom is front fanged" and can identify more than one literary device in it you might be a herpetologist
if you think girls that are in camo and like snakes are 2 extreamly hot qualities in a girl you ....have similar taste as me....may be a herpotologist
if you say "my snake crapped on my homework and teachers know you and consider it a viable excuse you may be a herpotologist
if your dream home has more than 2 giant tin wall geckos in and or outside you may be a herpetologist
if you can identify a snake with 75% accuracy thats in flordia with no knowledge of specific fl species just with the description .it was brown, fast and in a tree...oh and it wasnt venomous" (coach whip) you may be a herpetologist
if you have the urge to play fetch with your 6foot nile monitor in the dog park you may be a herpetologist
if you called pat malloney saying you were diagnosed with "radix fever" and are looking for a settlement you may be a herpetologist
if you can identify a snake to wear on any part of your body for any social occasion you might be a herpetologist
if you cant wait to die so you can actually "croak" you may be a herpetologist
if you chose "scales" as your wall texture you may be a herpetologist
if you say bite me and what your talking to actually does bite you might be a herpetologist
if you use the terms "cloaca impaction,hemphinies, or mating ball" in a essay on comparing humans to animals you may be a herpetologist
if when you were little you went around your neighboorhood with an icechest so you could catch anoles to release into your back yard to add genetic diversity (or more babies) you might be a herpetologist



more will come later...go ahead and post if youv thought of any