I received a call this afternoor from a guy who(through the grapevine) found out I was into Garter snakes. He said that he had a big snake in his shed and that he wanted it gone. He said he didn't want to kill it but that if it didn't leave he would. The kids and I had just finished some kayaking and were only a few miles from the guys house. I went to his shed thinking, ya, right a big snake. He had one of the small metal sheds with the sliding doors. I did expect to find a snake. I mean, what are the chances it would be in there during the day at the exact time I was there. I slide open the door and looked down. Here's what was waiting for me.
She's beautiful. She musked me and puked a bunch of worms.
I'm guessing she's gravid.