A Jest at AP Chemistry

[Zephyr]

What I learned in AP Chem

Heat lost = heat gained. Ex- You lose heat to the environment while doing AP Chem homework in your basement.

Work= Force x Distance

Ex= The amount of homework you’ve done equals how hard you write times the number of sheets of paper you use.

Free radicals: Elements with unshared electron pairs that can cause cancer.

Can be found in the junk food you consume while concentrating on AP Chem homework.

-1(ΔH= q-w)

Where delta H is your social life, q is the hours of AP chemistry homework per week, and w is free time weekly. As a rule, q is greater than or equal to w. Always.

Time has a relative value. Your perception of time is almost never equal to another. Only with a standard may time be measured, but there are still numerous incontinuities.

Ex- Being in school and ready for AP Chem at 7:20 to you means 7:35 to your teacher.

Condensed kangaroo rat is highly flammable.

[reptile3]

Kyle, I think my brain is fried!! wow interesting.. sounds like something my daughter will take in highschool, she is smart!

[count dewclaw]

I will have to show this to my son, I think the two of you would get along great together (ie. this sounds like something he would say!).

[Snake lover 3-25]

um............