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guidofatherof5
12-10-2011, 06:00 PM
Tonight, while working in the big snake room I saw some evidence that I have a small invasion at hand.
The first thing I noticed was this long poop trail on the wall. I then noticed a shed in a place there shouldn't be one.
This area runs parallel to the den entrance. Apparently some of the den snake have found a way into the house and are living above the cold air return.
http://www.thamnophis.com/thamphotos/data//500/medium/evidence1.jpg
http://www.thamnophis.com/thamphotos/data//500/medium/Evidence.jpg

Mommy2many
12-10-2011, 06:03 PM
Those sneaky snakes!

RedSidedSPR
12-10-2011, 06:15 PM
http://www.thamnophis.com/thamphotos/data//500/medium/evidence1.jpg


Lovely.

guidofatherof5
12-10-2011, 06:48 PM
Yes it is, isn't it.

infernalis
12-10-2011, 07:02 PM
Quick, abandon your house and call animal planet....

guidofatherof5
12-10-2011, 07:08 PM
What would you like me to call them?:D

infernalis
12-10-2011, 07:40 PM
anything but good.

indigoman
12-10-2011, 07:52 PM
One persons nightmare is anothers joy! think animal planet would do a sequel

EasternGirl
12-10-2011, 08:17 PM
Very sneaky snakes indeed!

guidofatherof5
12-10-2011, 08:37 PM
One persons nightmare is anothers joy! think animal planet would do a sequel

I don't want them(AP) anywhere near my snake or property.

chris-uk
12-11-2011, 03:22 AM
They are watching through the cold air return to work out where you keep the food, and whether they can open a viv from the outside, climb inside, and close it up without you noticing.

PINJOHN
12-11-2011, 04:44 AM
great minds Wayne, when i was reading Steve's report the first thing that came to mind was this would make the perfect program for a animal planets formula, alarmist, exaggerated,dangerous killer beasties show.
i can just imagine the scene as a near hysterical Steve tells his story to camera " my daughter gabby was attacked and envenomated by one of these killer radix, we are waiting for them to fly in the anti venom from California it's touch and go i'm afraid, these radix have venom more potent than the gaboon viper and the king cobra put together , my other daughter molly has three broken ribs i just manage to save her from being crushed, the snake had only managed to get two coils around her, else nothing on earth could have saved her" ..Steve after a break to reapply his makeup and renew his synthetic teardrops then tells the camera in a shrill maniacal voice,"! my kale is missing a neighbor reported seeing him disappearing down the throat of one of these monsters only his trainee's left sticking out" as the credits begin to roll Steve's voice is heard screaming "whats our government doing about these monsters ? that what i want to know, just what's the government doing.

infernalis
12-11-2011, 05:09 AM
Steve's voice is heard screaming "whats our government doing about these monsters ? that what i want to know, just what's the government doing.

Making another public golf course.

chris-uk
12-11-2011, 10:58 AM
You missed your vocation John. IT wasn't right, but you could be a producer for AP.

EasternGirl
12-11-2011, 11:08 AM
Yes...but you forgot John...they could call in Billy the exterminator and his rocket scientist brother Billy to save the day...they would woooosh in and save Gabby and Kale and Molly from the beasties by poking the snakes with a big stick and screaming "SNAKE!!!"....

infernalis
12-11-2011, 04:57 PM
Just make sure to keep turtleman away from Tank, or Steve would have to unleash some "Live Action" on him...

guidofatherof5
12-11-2011, 05:09 PM
Just make sure to keep turtleman away from Tank, or Steve would have to unleash some "Live Action" on him...

I guarantee it.
I'd have to open up a can on him.:D

ConcinusMan
12-15-2011, 05:42 PM
One persons nightmare is anothers joy! think animal planet would do a sequel

No way. They would never go to Steve's to do a sequel. They wouldn't want to risk giving viewers the impression that having your home invaded by garter snakes is anything but a scary, dangerous, and negative thing.:rolleyes:

ConcinusMan
12-15-2011, 05:48 PM
great minds wayne, when i was reading steve's report the first thing that came to mind was this would make the perfect program for a animal planets formula, alarmist, exaggerated,dangerous killer beasties show.
I can just imagine the scene as a near hysterical steve tells his story to camera " my daughter gabby was attacked and envenomated by one of these killer radix, we are waiting for them to fly in the anti venom from california it's touch and go i'm afraid, these radix have venom more potent than the gaboon viper and the king cobra put together , my other daughter molly has three broken ribs i just manage to save her from being crushed, the snake had only managed to get two coils around her, else nothing on earth could have saved her" ..steve after a break to reapply his makeup and renew his synthetic teardrops then tells the camera in a shrill maniacal voice,"! My kale is missing a neighbor reported seeing him disappearing down the throat of one of these monsters only his trainee's left sticking out" as the credits begin to roll steve's voice is heard screaming "whats our government doing about these monsters ? That what i want to know, just what's the government doing.

lmao!