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enigma200316
05-16-2008, 04:21 PM
Figured I start this because I think some are funny as hell...........:D


confucious say: baseball wrong, man with four balls can't walk

adamanteus
05-16-2008, 04:40 PM
Confucius say... Man who cannot spell my name, shouldn't mis-quote me!

Stefan-A
05-16-2008, 04:46 PM
Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Snake lover 3-25
05-16-2008, 07:28 PM
Confucius say: Have no friends not equal to yourself.

Tori
05-16-2008, 07:29 PM
Confucius Say
Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

Snake lover 3-25
05-16-2008, 07:33 PM
Confucius say: [The superior man] acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions. (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/24039.html)

ssssnakeluvr
05-17-2008, 08:08 AM
Confucius say "he who farts in church sits in his onw pew" :eek:

enigma200316
05-17-2008, 01:08 PM
hahahaha.....these are good guys keep them coming......:D


confucius say: go to bed with itchy butt, wake with stinky fingures.

anji1971
05-17-2008, 01:41 PM
Confucius say: War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

jeanette
05-17-2008, 06:30 PM
confucious say : man who shoots off mouth is bound to lose his face

Loren
05-20-2008, 12:18 AM
Confucius say:

" Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it. " (garters?)

" Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. "

"Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses. "

Loren
05-20-2008, 12:19 AM
I thinks Tori's signature is a good one too

"Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. "

bulrush
05-20-2008, 07:02 AM
Confucius say: "He who stand on toilet get high on pot."

KITKAT
05-26-2008, 08:38 AM
Confuscius say: "Those who quote me are fools."

Confuscius say: "Confuscius say too much."