Favorite Family Guy saings

[bulrush]

Post your favorite family guy sayings here.

Stewie: One of these days, your uppance will come!

Stewie: Vile woman!

Stewie: (something about estrogenical treachery)

Chris: My dad is smarter than yours!
Meg: We have the same dad, stupid.
Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!

[mycolorfulheart]

It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

[bulrush]

I have volumes 1-5 and I just saw "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" yesterday! I think it's from "The Courting of Stewie's Father" where Stewie and Peter hang out a lot, and torment Lois.

[ssssnakeluvr]

What the deuce?!?!?!

[Stefan-A]

A chicken in every pot and a cap in every ***!

[Zephyr]

Chris- Dad, what's the blow hole for?
Peter- I'll tell ya what it's not for son, then I'll tell ya why I can never go back to Sea World.

[big J]

My favorite scene is where they all drink the epicack to see who pukes first

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

Gooooo South Park

[EdgyExoticReptiles]

lol yea!, haha my favorite one is where stan hears their parents and how his dad cant get an erection so him and his friends go to tons of stores asking to buy an erection and everyone send them out, then there talking and stans like i just want an erection so i can give it to my mom, right as a dudes walking by and hes like what, it was great also the evolutions theory
YouTube - South Park Evolution (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8ZbnKnzzhE)

Gooooo South Park

[Stefan-A]

Gooooo South Park

"Woodland Critter Christmas" has lots of fine quotes, but most of my favourite quotes from that show are definitely from the first couple of seasons.

[drache]

I think I just fell down the rabbit hole
this is about TV shows, right?
or a particular TV show?

[anji1971]

That's okay Rhea,
I've never seen the show myself, so I'm kind of lost as well!!

[Stefan-A]

I think I just fell down the rabbit hole
this is about TV shows, right?
or a particular TV show?
It's so far from the forum's theme, that we could just as well be discussing the Battle of Isandlwana here. :D

[Lori P]

I have a rooster named Big Gay Al! LOL :D

[Loren]

I have a rooster named Big Gay Al! LOL :D
Now thats funny.

[Zephyr]

"Woodland Critter Christmas" has lots of fine quotes, but most of my favourite quotes from that show are definitely from the first couple of seasons.
LOL
Woodland Critter Christmas. XD

[bulrush]

This thread was supposed to be about Family Guy quotes.

[Lori P]

Yeah, but we like to digress. :-)

[Mina]

I like the part in the movie, Stewie: The Untold Story where he's visiting Lois's 30 years in the future, with his older self. They just get there and Lois answers the door. Then Stewie says,

"She's still ALIVE?????!!!! What the ****, man!!!"

Priceless!!

[bulrush]

I like the part in the movie, Stewie: The Untold Story where he's visiting Lois's 30 years in the future, with his older self. They just get there and Lois answers the door. Then Stewie says,

"She's still ALIVE?????!!!! What the ****, man!!!"

Priceless!!

In an episode before that movie was made Stewie mentions he put a time bomb in her uterus. It's pretty amazing the FG crew keeps all these hints together.

Although in the Christmas episode (where Lois goes nuts at the end) the living room suddenly changes. They have a window to the front lawn, and have a fireplace and tree, but no more stairs going up.