Roast of Thamnophis!

[Zephyr]

I threw this idea around with James for a bit, and we decided it would be a cool idea to throw a "Roast of Thamnophis" thread. For those of us who don't know what a roast is, a great definition can be found here:
Roast (comedy) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roast_%28comedy%29)
Please try and contact the person you're roasting beforehand to see if they're okay with being verbally torn to shreds. :D
Other than that, I'll start with a roast of every one's favorite snake nut *Formally the filbert nut in the bowl,* James. :D

[Zephyr]

If one asks James how many pounds his snakes are, he'd answer: "I could never sell one of my snakes!" Obviously, don't ever try to talk about weight with an Englishman! Now, as for his taste in women, I'm pretty sure if it looks female and has a heartbeat, James will flirt with it. I'd be entirely off base if I didn't mention his absolutely wonderful people skills: He's quite the cunning linguist! He and I had a lovely conversation the other day about how there are only 8 species of reptiles in Britain: Knowing James, he'll probably have the UN knocking on his door asking for him to let the 10,000,000 or so of the little guys go.

And there you have it! The first roast, *most likely of many,* of James! :D

[Snake lover 3-25]

LOL!!!!:) poor James:D the sad/funny thing is that it's mostly true!!! sorry James!;) :D :) LOL!!!:p

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

Man i want to roast someone!

luckily i don't think anyone here knows enough of me to roast me :D

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

when I opened up this thread, i was expecting some horror story about people eating roasted garter snakes.

my hair got the better of me that time.

[Zephyr]

Nice one Shannon! XD I believe James is open to more roasting. :P

[Lori P]

Kyle, you're good! I was just lmao and choked on my coffee... (Yeah, I'm with you on the hair, Shannon)

[anji1971]

....my hair got the better of me that time.

There you go! If nobody knows you well enough to roast you, do it yourself!!:D

[Zephyr]

So, any one else going to give it a go? Comeon, James is just begging to be roasted. :P

[Snake lover 3-25]

Well... i dont know... he does say ALOT of random things that no one understands...
and he is responsible for many of those "disappearing" threads... if you know what i mean LOL:)

[adamanteus]

Well... i dont know... he does say ALOT of random things that no one understands...

Do I?:confused: Really?

[Snake lover 3-25]

yup you do... but it is very funny... like Anji says...

Just nod and smile, Shanley. After awhile he almost starts to make sense, and you can't help but love the poor guy!!:p:D:p

[adamanteus]

Roasted? I'm not even slightly warm yet! Obviously I'm so close to perfection that it would take a razor sharp wit to find fault. So I shall put aside my modesty and bask in my immunity to the dreaded roast!:D;)

[adamanteus]

And if that's not 'asking for it', nothing is!:D

[Snake lover 3-25]

razor sharp wit


there he goes again... James not all of us are British... :) what does that mean???

[Stefan-A]

I hate to say it, but this roast is not hitting the mark.

[Snake lover 3-25]

we need more people... to "roast" him... spread the word!!!:)

[Stefan-A]

No, we need people who know him. :rolleyes:

[Snake lover 3-25]

hey James... call all of your "friends" (LOL:)) that are on this forum and tell them to come and try their "luck"... were are rick and greg... maybe they would be better?

[adamanteus]

So, who on this forum probably knows me best?;)

[EdgyExoticReptiles]

maybe we should change the name of this thread to roast of james

[Zephyr]

I hate to say it, but this roast is not hitting the mark.I'm thinking you need to use your Godly skills of comedy to help us out then.

[EdgyExoticReptiles]

lol?! james never says random things there all well thought out and factual

Well... i dont know... he does say ALOT of random things that no one understands...
and he is responsible for many of those "disappearing" threads... if you know what i mean LOL:)

[Stefan-A]

I'm thinking you need to use your Godly skills of comedy to help us out then.
Not a chance.

[Snake lover 3-25]

lol?! james never says random things there all well thought out and factual

that's because he deletes them so fast that no one has time to read them :eek: LOL:D

[Zephyr]

Now, I've told you guys about James, but everything I mentioned you probably already knew. So, let me just shed some light on Stefan. :P
You've gotta be pretty gutsy to live in Finland in the first place. The last time I checked, their latest technological breakthrough was the wheel. So, to be able to live in such an inhospitable environment AND keep snakes at the same time is quite a feat! Stefan himself is just barely getting the hang of using a campfire to keep his little snakes warm and toasty. In the midst of of keeping alive, he's still managed to keep a warm heart and good sense of humor. Well, not really. If it has anything to do with giant snake eyes peaking into some unfortunate person's house, he'll be the first person to joke about it. Finally, just the fact that he managed to find garter snakes in Finland is unbelievable. So much so, I've started to get the hunch that some one's been tricking us all with a little photo-cropping madness.
And there you have it! Yet another member made crispy on the Roast of Thamnophis! :D

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

Get this! James actually left thamnophis.com and went outside! And then he said, that in his adventures told me he met a wonderful girl not too long ago.



he said first he took her to a sushi bar, where she wasn not shy about having her fill at all! and then they went to the beach and sunbathed for a while. he said there was something very attractive about her beautiful dorsal stripe, but her lucious enlarged 7th labial scale and lack of appendages is what really made him fall for her.

<3

a true thamnophis love story

[Zephyr]

HAHAHA!!! I actually fell off my seat at that one! XDDD

[aSnakeLovinBabe]

did i do it? did i sorta-kinda maybe roast james? even though i have never met him and have only been on this site for 3 or 4 months...

[adamanteus]

It's a true story! Her name is Radix and I'm still besotted by her.... I'm not ashamed.:)

Very clever, Shannon.;)