Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[Lulu Bennett]

sorry but it went quiet and i got bored so i thought i would get this going:D

[Elliot]

I guess we ran out of things to rant about lol

[Lulu Bennett]

lol i noticed. i think everyone has gone to bed now its 1pm here :eek:

[Lulu Bennett]

welcome chris :D

[adamanteus]

That would be 1am!:rolleyes:

[Lulu Bennett]

same difference:confused: i thought you were off to bed anyway lol

[Lulu Bennett]

'Whos line is it anyway' is on 5 US. its sooooooo funny!

[Elliot]

lol i noticed. i think everyone has gone to bed now its 1pm here :eek:

It's almost 7 pm here.

[Elliot]

It's no fun when all of the European people go to bed here. :(

[Lulu Bennett]

lucky bugga you have got all night to go to pub Mmmmm!

[Elliot]

lucky bugga you have got all night to go to pub Mmmmm!

what? :confused: lol

[Lulu Bennett]

y? most of the people on here are from US. besides im nornally the only one on at night lol

[Lulu Bennett]

all night to got to the pub! sorry BAR! lol unless your under the legal age then i am not recomending it! lol

[Elliot]

all night to got to the pub! sorry BAR! lol unless your under the legal age then i am not recomending it! lol

6 years under it. :D

[Lulu Bennett]

6 years under it. :D

oh well drinking is very bad for you dont do it. hold up so your only 15

[Elliot]

oh well drinking is very bad for you dont do it. hold up so your only 15

Yes, one more year before I can drive a car by myself! (legally):D
I got my motorcycle liscense though so I shouldn't complain.

[Lulu Bennett]

i am just doing my car driving lessons at the moment, test on the 2nd august:( i couldn't drive a motorcycle tho. they scare me like crazy!!:eek:

[Elliot]

i am just doing my car driving lessons at the moment, test on the 2nd august:( i couldn't drive a motorcycle tho. they scare me like crazy!!:eek:

They aren't too bad, try riding through 3 foot wide trails in the middle of the woods without crashing. :D ( I crashed 5 times last time lol )

[Lulu Bennett]

They aren't too bad, try riding through 3 foot wide trails in the middle of the woods without crashing. :D ( I crashed 5 times last time lol )
i have been on the back of one before but over here car uses dont pay enough attention to bike users.

did it hurt??

[Elliot]

i have been on the back of one before but over here car uses dont pay enough attention to bike users.

did it hurt??

Nah, it's really sandy, which is what made me crash, but its soft when you fall. The drivers here suck when it comes to motorcycles to, they like to cut you off or slip in real close to you on the highway. :eek:

[Lulu Bennett]

The drivers here suck when it comes to motorcycles to, they like to cut you off or slip in real close to you on the highway. :eek:
see thats why i dont like them lol my friend has one and as he pulled up at a set of lights ( me and fella was in the car behind him) about 5m/h luckely because a taxi pulled out right next to him knocking him off his bike and sped off

[Lulu Bennett]

oh and good to hear it didnt hurt but be careful!!!

[Lulu Bennett]

right elliot. im off to bed i am struggling to stay awake. sleep tight and i will speak to you soon xxx

[Elliot]

right elliot. im off to bed i am struggling to stay awake. sleep tight and i will speak to you soon xxx

See ya tommorrow.

[Stefan-A]

I just woke up (6 hours should be enough for everyone). 115 new posts. What the hell have you people been doing all night?? :D

Spiders, bimillenium celebrations.. and then there's this thread. Unless somebody kills it, I'm going to see to it that this one stays alive, just to keep MS Paint spiders away from fir cones.




It's no fun when all of the European people go to bed here. :(
When "everybody's" asleep here, Americans are enjoying their spare time. When I'm off to work, most Americans are getting tired and going to bed. When I come home from work, most Americans are waking up and are off to work, coming home just as we here in this corner of Europe are going to bed. It was an advantage when I was playing Planetia, but I get so little quality time with you nice folks here. ;)

I made you a chart, but I deleted it. :(

[drache]

I get up when you guys back across the big lake are just warming into your workday (4:30am - that's 9:30am GMT, right?)

[Stefan-A]

Depends on where you and we are. :) Finland's GMT+2, New York should be GMT-5. The Pacific Time Zone is GMT-8. I made my estimation using an 8 hour time difference.

My work day ends in 11 minutes. :D (edited 15:49)

[Lulu Bennett]

never could get my head round the time difference it confuzzles me....(it doesn't take much tho) :confused:

[Elliot]

I just woke up (6 hours should be enough for everyone). 115 new posts. What the hell have you people been doing all night?? :D

Spiders, bimillenium celebrations.. and then there's this thread. Unless somebody kills it, I'm going to see to it that this one stays alive, just to keep MS Paint spiders away from fir cones.




When "everybody's" asleep here, Americans are enjoying their spare time. When I'm off to work, most Americans are getting tired and going to bed. When I come home from work, most Americans are waking up and are off to work, coming home just as we here in this corner of Europe are going to bed. It was an advantage when I was playing Planetia, but I get so little quality time with you nice folks here. ;)


I made you a chart, but I deleted it. :(

Except for me, I just sit around all day with nothing to do lol

[Stefan-A]

There are always exceptions. :D

[adamanteus]

I pretty much missed out on this thread last night, going off to bed at 1:)am. Maybe we'll kick it off again tonight, in a couple of hours.:)

[Elliot]

I pretty much missed out on this thread last night, going off to bed at 1:)am. Maybe we'll kick it off again tonight, in a couple of hours.:)

Sounds good, only I have hockey tonight so I can't talk all evening lol

[adamanteus]

I'll probably still be here when you get back from hockey...Score a goal for me! Or a point, or a try, or a puck...whatever you call it in hockey!

[Elliot]

I'll probably still be here when you get back from hockey...Score a goal for me! Or a point, or a try, or a puck...whatever you call it in hockey!

I would, but it's just practice. :D

[Lulu Bennett]

well we all know i dont have much of a life so i wil be here as always lol:(
im just chuffed my tread hasn't died out lol :D
Elliot have fun at hocky practice do us proud!;)

[adamanteus]

I think it's a good thread...we can use it like a private chat room when there's nothing else going on, on the forum. Ideal for a crazy old guy like me, hunched over my keyboard in the dead of night, squinting into my PC monitor, when I should be tucked up in my bed.

[Elliot]

I think it's a good thread...we can use it like a private chat room when there's nothing else going on, on the forum. Ideal for a crazy old guy like me, hunched over my keyboard in the dead of night, squinting into my PC monitor, when I should be tucked up in my bed.

If you can paint that picture in your head it's actually really funny.:D

[Elliot]

well we all know i dont have much of a life so i wil be here as always lol:(
im just chuffed my tread hasn't died out lol :D
Elliot have fun at hocky practice do us proud!;)

This season is kinda pointless, seeing as how it's summer league, but during the varsity season, it gets really competitve. I'll still be on for a long time, it's only 1:30pm here. :)

[Stefan-A]

If you can paint that picture in your head it's actually really funny.:D
Painfully familiar is what it is. :D

[Lulu Bennett]

I think it's a good thread...we can use it like a private chat room when there's nothing else going on, on the forum. Ideal for a crazy old guy like me, hunched over my keyboard in the dead of night, squinting into my PC monitor, when I should be tucked up in my bed.

i thoght it said squirting!! :eek: really didn't want to picture THAT in my head lol (no offence james:D ) i had to read it again to realise what it said lol

[Stefan-A]

i thoght it said squirting!! :eek:
ROFLMAO What the hell?! :D

[Elliot]

i thoght it said squirting!! :eek: really didn't want to picture THAT in my head lol (no offence james:D ) i had to read it again to realise what it said lol

The term EW WTF comes to mind hahahhahah

[Lulu Bennett]

<---feels kinda slly now lol :rolleyes:

[ssssnakeluvr]

very painfully familiar!!!! :eek: must have seen me here doin that very same t hing!!!!

[adamanteus]

So I'm not alone then?:) I thought I was a nut-case!:eek:

[Lulu Bennett]

So I'm not alone then?:) I thought I was a nut-case!:eek:
who said you wasn't???:D

[adamanteus]

Good old Lulu, I can always trust you to bring me down!;)

[Elliot]

who said you wasn't???:D

Actually, it would be "who said you weren't?" :) lol

[adamanteus]

That's neat....An American correcting your English, Lulu. Ha, serves you right!

[Lulu Bennett]

i was going to say wernt but it didnt sound right lol just me being dippy.
james lol the love is there really :D

[adamanteus]

james lol the love is there really :D

Yeah, right! :rolleyes:

[GarterGirl]

i think everyone has gone to bed:eek:

I am awake!
It's 7:08 PM here!

[GarterGirl]

ok

Now i am going to bed

Bye

[Lulu Bennett]

sorry bout tonight sweety if i had noticed you were on then i would have come for a chat. i catch you tomorrow instead sweety xxx

[Lulu Bennett]

hi guys just thught i would try and get ppl chatting again :D

[Morph]

i'm chatting :)

chattedy chattedy chat.

[Sputnik]

Anybody want to make me a hot drink and bring out a slice of cake?

[Morph]

i would but i just dont have the motivation

[Lulu Bennett]

so i guess nobody fancies coming and helping me clean my room, which is what i should be doing round about now but i too do not have the motivation that is needed lol

[Morph]

tell james to do it. coax him with a jammy dodger

[Stefan-A]

Might need some scenting. ;)

[Morph]

really? i didn't realise he was a problem feeder.

[Stefan-A]

Meant more along the lines of being a problem cleaner. :D

[Lulu Bennett]

i would but he will be at work till about 6 plus im out tonight. to make matters worse i have just knocked my cactus pot over and there is soil everywhere and i know i will get stabbed hundreds of times :(

[Elliot]

i would but he will be at work till about 6 plus im out tonight. to make matters worse i have just knocked my cactus pot over and there is soil everywhere and i know i will get stabbed hundreds of times :(

lol that sucks

[Lulu Bennett]

i have started on my room but still not had the gutts to shift the cactis off the floor and its been over an hour lol. i'm dredding it :(

[Elliot]

Hey it's not going to pick itself up! :)

[Morph]

Hey it's not going to pick itself up! :)


it might do... only way to find out is to leave it :P

[Lulu Bennett]

morph i will try your aproach!! lol not my day i have just broke my small viv i use when feeding :D tripped into it

[Sputnik]

i would but he will be at work till about 6 plus im out tonight.


Hold on... have I missed something? Are you and James related, Lulu??

[Lulu Bennett]

rosina~ no were not. we havn't ever met he lives about 20-30 mins away from me tho. lol:p

[adamanteus]

Hold on... have I missed something? Are you and James related, Lulu??

Only by species!:D

Lulu, clean your room! You're a very lazy girl! No dinner until it's done, you hear?:rolleyes:

[Sputnik]

Only by species!:D

Thamnophis collecticus, right? ;)


Lulu, clean your room! You're a very lazy girl! No dinner until it's done, you hear?:rolleyes:

You've always wanted to say that, haven't you? And there was me thinking you had your own children to boss about. :D

[adamanteus]

And there was me thinking you had your own children to boss about. :D

I have, but I still enjoy bullying other people's children too!:D

[Sputnik]

Ah, that's why it sounded so expert!

[Stefan-A]

Lulu, clean your room! You're a very lazy girl! No dinner until it's done, you hear?:rolleyes:
:D My response to that kind of threat would be to test your ability to enforce it. ;)

Actually, as a kid, I would have cleaned my room, then gone on a hunger strike. :D But that was back then.

[Sputnik]

Ah, that's why it sounded so expert!

Haha, I just found this in another thread:


Dear me! Don't go accusing me of being an expert! I'll help where I can, but there are others on this forum far better qualified to deserve the title "expert".

[adamanteus]

I generally prefer to use the threat of a late dinner, to the firm but fair "Do as you're told, or I'll make you live in a darkened closet full of evil zombies, and feed you rancid pizza and stale pitta bread which I will slide under the door, until you're thirty. Then you'll die."

[Elliot]

I generally prefer to use the threat of a late dinner, to the firm but fair "Do as you're told, or I'll make you live in a darkened closet full of evil zombies, and feed you rancid pizza and stale pitta bread which I will slide under the door, until you're thirty. Then you'll die."

And the response to this is?

[adamanteus]

"But Daddy, I'm only three! I don't know how to change the gearbox in the car".

[Elliot]

"But Daddy, I'm only three! I don't know how to change the gearbox in the car".

Well then the punishment is well deserved!

[adamanteus]

As I said...Firm but fair. Learn motor mechanics or spend the remainder of your life in abject terror. The choice is there, if you care to take it.

[Elliot]

As I said...Firm but fair. Learn motor mechanics or spend the remainder of your life in abject terror. The choice is there, if you care to take it.

You should have your own parenting show James.

[Stefan-A]

Learn motor mechanics or spend the remainder of your life in abject terror. The choice is there, if you care to take it.
Terror for me, please. Any chance I could have a cricket bat to use as protection against the closet zombies, until it's time to die?

[adamanteus]

Terror for me, please. Any chance I could have a cricket bat to use as protection against the closet zombies, until it's time to die?

Sorry Stefan, the pizza is your only weapon. You need to earn the right to carry other weapons.

[Stefan-A]

Sorry Stefan, the pizza is your only weapon. You need to earn the right to carry other weapons.
I see. I wonder what MacGyver would make out of a rancid pizza..

[adamanteus]

I see. I wonder what MacGyver would make out of a rancid pizza..

A rather fetching hat!:)

[Elliot]

Chuck Norris could destroy you with pizza.

[adamanteus]

My child is far more frightening than Chuck Norris....she is evil personified! Should I post a picture? You can see the spite and malice in her face. But I warn you, such a picture is disturbing!

[Stefan-A]

A rather fetching hat!:)
He could probably develop a cure for zombieism with one.

And MacGyver could kick Norris' *** any day.

[Elliot]

Better show us so we can know what we're up against!

[Elliot]

He could probably develope a cure for zombieism with one.

And MacGyver could kick Norris' *** any day.

Chuck Norris would take MacGyver out with his Roundhouse Kick of Death!!!

[adamanteus]

This pic of my "child" isn't some Microsoft Paint doodle...this is a real child...really scary stuff! Genuine photo of my daughter in all her evil defiance. I'm not sure you're ready to see such malice.

[Elliot]

I'm starting to get second thoughts now that you put it that way. :eek:

[adamanteus]

It really is scary!

[Stefan-A]

Chuck Norris would take MacGyver out with his Roundhouse Kick of Death!!!
MacGyver would turn the force of the roundhouse kick against Norris using Newton's third law of motion.

[adamanteus]

Newton's third law of motion.

Is that something to do with flatulence?

[Stefan-A]

Is that something to do with flatulence?
No, that would be Boyle's postulate.

[adamanteus]

No, that would be Boyle's postulate.

I think I took some of that last time I had piles....it didn't work.

[adamanteus]

For those of you who are new to this thread...It kind of "evolved" into a place to post your random thoughts and nonsense while the forum is quiet....a kind of slow-motion chat room. Nothing on here should be taken seriously, but if you feel the need to say something inane, this is the place!:) :rolleyes:

[Stefan-A]

I think I took some of that last time I had piles....it didn't work.
You're not doing it right, then.

[adamanteus]

You're not doing it right, then.

Why? I shouldn't have snorted it?

[Morph]

i like threads like this... it saves spamming up the rest of the forum.

i've seen so many forums go downhill because of random ms paint spiders being posted in random topics :p

[adamanteus]

If anyone posted a random MS Paint spider on here, I would ban them....Doh!

[Stefan-A]

Why? I shouldn't have snorted it?
No, it's a suppository. :eek:

[Sputnik]

Isn't your sproglet a dragon slayer, James?

[adamanteus]

This was she, before I beat the demon out of her!

http://www.thamnophis.com/thamphotos/data//537/medium/Denim_Hat.jpg

[Sputnik]

i like threads like this... it saves spamming up the rest of the forum.

i've seen so many forums go downhill because of random ms paint spiders being posted in random topics :p

Eurgh, don't talk to me about spam... I moderate a band forum (Fightstar) and we have had a horrendous problem with porn spam bots. Several times a day they post hundreds of posts with nasty links. It's driving me nuts! We've been begging admin to change the seetings so new members have to be approved...


That young lady does not look too fierce to me, James. I reckon you are of a delicate disposition = chicken! :D

[Stefan-A]

Need to make a little brown fish. brb.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/thamnoph/photos/fluffy-4009.jpg

[adamanteus]

That young lady does not look too fierce to me, James. I reckon you are of a delicate disposition = chicken! :D

Looks can be deceptive Esther!:)

In truth, she is the reason I get out of bed in the mornings.....the reason I keep breathing in and out.

[Sputnik]

Ewwww, Stefan, thanks for sharing. Definately too much information! :(

[adamanteus]

Eurgh, don't talk to me about spam... I moderate a band forum (Fightstar) and we have had a horrendous problem with porn spam bots. Several times a day they post hundreds of posts with nasty links. It's driving me nuts! We've been begging admin to change the seetings so new members have to be approved...


Without those approval settings, this forum would be awash with it! Sometimes I can hardly find the time to read through the genuine threads!

[Sputnik]

In truth, she is the reason I get out of bed in the mornings.....the reason I keep breathing in and out.

Yes, I know the feeling. When I feel down about myself and overly conscious of my failings and missed opportunities, I look at my children and think, that if I have not achieved anything else in my life, I have managed to bring these wonderful people into the world. The ultimate achievement. :)

[adamanteus]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/thamnoph/photos/fluffy-4009.jpg

Is Fluffy yours, Stefan? Or just some random pic? He does indeed look capable of heinous acts!

[Sputnik]

Now that looks evil!!

[adamanteus]

No, it's a suppository. :eek:

That would explain the headaches!

[Stefan-A]

Is Fluffy yours, Stefan? Or just some random pic? He does indeed look capable of heinous acts!
Just a random pic. Have hundreds if not thousands of those.

Some more appropriate than others.

[adamanteus]

That's a shame....I liked the idea of Fluffy being yours...I think he suits you!

[Stefan-A]

Nope, I'm more of a cat person. :D

[Elliot]

It's 102 degrees outside. Just thought I'd share that. :D

[adamanteus]

Goodnight guys. I'm off to bed to wrestle with my own personal demon (Mrs, adamanteus)!

[Sputnik]

I'm sure she appreciates you calling her that, James, lol. Goodnight from me, too.


Nope, I'm more of a cat person. :D
Good on you. Me too. It would be interesting to know how many snake/reptile keepers prefer cats to dogs. I don't know why it would be interesting, just think it would. If we get really bored we could set up a poll?

[Elliot]

I'm sure she appreciates you calling her that, James, lol. Goodnight from me, too.


Good on you. Me too. It would be interesting to know how many snake/reptile keepers prefer cats to dogs. I don't know why it would be interesting, just think it would. If we get really bored we could set up a poll?

That'd be kinda neat.

[Stefan-A]

Well, I'm off to bed too.

[Morph]

well i did go to bed but was rudely awoken by my son wanting a chocolate spread sandwich.

oh well... i'll try that sleeping thing once more

[Josh]

I am on here like 24/7

[Lulu Bennett]

OMG!!! guys i was only out for one night and i have just signed in to 130 unread posts and it has just taken me 30 mins just to make my way through this post. what aload of random poo but my belly now hurts through laughing lol james you horrid bugga that pic if lovely i just want to cuddle her lol but fluffy looks really scarey (and i thought the dog off men in black was scarey) he looks to be thinking where it would hurt more if he Bit!!! i'd becareful hes looking at the private area!:eek: lol well im off for driving lesson :D 10 points for the lady with the zimmer :D

[Morph]

lol well im off for driving lesson :D 10 points for the lady with the zimmer :D

thanks for the warning... i'll make sure i dont go near any main roads for the next hour :cool:

[Sputnik]

I'd say you are pretty safe where you are... you live much closer to me than to Lulu and I don't drive.

[Morph]

well i lost my licence 2 years ago which in a way is a relief. when i did have it i managed to have 3 cars stolen. at least now i dont have to pay out hundreds of pounds every month for a new car.

[Lulu Bennett]

morph you muppet how did you manage that? im ok i have got my nissan sunny (Edgar) sat on the drive but there is a big dent on the right side where a 90odd yr old woman drove into my sister-in-law when she borrowed it back off me(she was the previous owner) i was gutted but it isn't worth stealing now lol But its my baby!! :p and anyway morph. i am a good driver! i went on a major roundabout and poo'd myself lol then made 75m/h on a 70 duel carrageway it was fun :D still shaking now coz of the adreniline!!!!!!!:D

[adamanteus]

Pooing, speeding and adrenalin shakes? Is that what makes a good driver, Lulu?:rolleyes: :D

[Lulu Bennett]

i did sound quite bad then didn't it lol but really i am a good driver!!!:rolleyes:

[adamanteus]

i did sound quite bad then didn't it lol but really i am a good driver!!!:rolleyes:

I believe you!;)

[Lulu Bennett]

:mad: :mad: :mad: i am!!!!!!!!!!:p

[adamanteus]

I've been a driver for the past 150 years but that major roundabout at Denton interchange still gives me an adrenalin rush every morning and every evening when I drive through it in the rush hour!:eek: You take your life in your hands on that one!

[Lulu Bennett]

it was the roundabout that leads to the motorway near the pyrimid in stockport :( it was scary!!! have you been on the duel carrageway just after bramhall? you have to try it! it was fantastic! :D

[adamanteus]

have you been on the duel carrageway just after bramhall? you have to try it! it was fantastic! :D

I'm not sure, I'll try it sometime!

[Lulu Bennett]

hideho all thought i would get this going again tonight :D

[Lulu Bennett]

ok point taken no-one wants to talk i will shut up now lol

[adamanteus]

Did anyone watch the Amir Khan fight tonight? It was close! Edge of your seat stuff!

[Lulu Bennett]

not the fight again :confused:

[adamanteus]

I'm a bit of a fan, now that I'm too old to play anymore.

[Lulu Bennett]

awww bless you

[adamanteus]

There was time, long, long ago.........

http://www.thamnophis.com/thamphotos/data//541/Trophy.jpg

[Lulu Bennett]

that is you??????

[adamanteus]

No, just some random stranger!:rolleyes: Yeah, that was me.

[Lulu Bennett]

lol awww bless, quite a hansome young man you were. what happened :D (just kddin)

[adamanteus]

[quote=LushLulu85;17567] quite a hansome young man you were. what happened quote]

I shaved my head, grew a beard, took out the gum-shield and aged 30 years!:o

[Lulu Bennett]

quite a hansome young man you were. what happened

I shaved my head, grew a beard, took out the gum-shield and aged 30 years!:o

oh, is that all that has changed??:rolleyes:

[adamanteus]

oh, is that all that has changed??:rolleyes:

Of course I still have the six-pack!:rolleyes:

[Stefan-A]

Well, since we're posting old pictures..

http://koti.mbnet.fi/thamnoph/photos/me97.jpg

Couldn't go back 30 years, but 10 years should be enough. ;)

I apologize for the quality, but I wasn't behind the camera that time.

[Lulu Bennett]

aww bless soo cute

[adamanteus]

Aww Stefan, you were such a cute young man!:rolleyes: :eek:

[Stefan-A]

And in the best shape of my life. :D

[CrazyHedgehog]

OMG Just seen the photo of James......wow....

OK, I could put absolutly ANY photo of me up there from my past and they would all look better than I do now....

gave up smoking 18 months ago...............,
bad point to that is I put on about 3 stone!...............
I SEE the good points as: I can breath... I don't have that awful cough..,
Martyn sees the good points as.........I now have bigger boobs!

[Lulu Bennett]

trust a bloke to see THOSE good points lol

[adamanteus]

Hang on....are you guys saying I don't look so good anymore. I can feel a few "bans" coming on!

[CrazyHedgehog]

Of course not......
just that we wish we'd met you younger
lol;)

[Lulu Bennett]

oh james!!! tut tut tut!!! using your mod status to ban ppl just because you didn't like what they say tut tut tut!!! :D

[adamanteus]

Of course not......
just that we wish we'd met you younger
lol;)

It's the gum-shield isn't it? The Hare-lip look is a turn on isn't it?:rolleyes:

[adamanteus]

oh james!!! tut tut tut!!! using your mod status to ban ppl just because you didn't like what they say tut tut tut!!! :D

I would never dream.....

[Stefan-A]

Don't worry, James would never do that.

Besides, we know where he lives, what he looks like and that he's going to Hamm. ;)

[Lulu Bennett]

james looks like your in a bit of a pickle!!

[adamanteus]

Don't worry, James would never do that.

Besides, we know where he lives, what he looks like and that he's going to Hamm. ;)

And Stefan has a gun!:eek:

[Lulu Bennett]

is it a big 'un??

[Stefan-A]

And Stefan has a gun!:eek:
Several, actually. ;)


is it a big 'un??
Not the ones he's talking about. ;)

[adamanteus]

I like you Stefan, my mate, my buddy. I would never ban you, pal!;)

[Stefan-A]

I have no problem taking a ban, as long as I deserve it. :D I've taken many over the years, had it coming to me most of the time.

Although, I think all of them were somehow due to issues I had with certain moderators.

[CrazyHedgehog]

Oh and back onto photos...(before Stefan reveals the sordid details of his bannings....)

<<< Thats me in the race car!

[Stefan-A]

Did you win?

[Lulu Bennett]

cool!!!!!!!!

[adamanteus]

On a serious note. (just for a minute) I would never ban, suspend or otherwise effect anyone, just because I disagree with them. I might argue the point in the open forum, but I would never go beyond that.
I would only take action if there was bullying, personal insults, (strong) swearing etc. (And of course the omni-present porn spammers) This is a forum, in which we as members may express ourselves and our opinions. As long as we all realise that all members have those same rights. Though it's actually a moot point here, as we have a good, understanding and friendly membership.

[CrazyHedgehog]

Did you win?
Yup...P****d the men off though... being beaten by the only woman driver in thier class!!

http://www.thamnophis.com/thamphotos/data//500/medium/IMAG0012.JPG

[Stefan-A]

Well congratulations, then. :)


edit: my corn snake is staring at me. I think it knows I'm going to sell it. :eek:

[Lulu Bennett]

On a serious note. (just for a minute) I would never ban, suspend or otherwise effect anyone, just because I disagree with them. I might argue the point in the open forum, but I would never go beyond that.
I would only take action if there was bullying, personal insults, (strong) swearing etc. (And of course the omni-present porn spammers) This is a forum, in which we as members may express ourselves and our opinions. As long as we all realise that all members have those same rights. Though it's actually a moot point here, as we have a good, understanding and friendly membership.

James, what the hell makes you think we believe you would. we all know you speak aload of rubbish most of the time so the thought never crossed my mind and i hope no-one elses either!! ok!! :D


oh and crazy~well done girl!! its always good to see a grown man sulk coz he's been beat by a woman lol. i'm quite a pool shark and the lads always try and go easy on me lol and i play on it. but it is sooo fun to watch then wander off in a sulk :D

[adamanteus]

For those of you who are new to this thread...It kind of "evolved" into a place to post your random thoughts and nonsense while the forum is quiet....a kind of slow-motion chat room. Nothing on here should be taken seriously, but if you feel the need to say something inane, this is the place!:) :rolleyes:

Just to remind you all what this thread's about!

[adamanteus]

Off to bed....night guys. XX

[Morph]

i went to an italian restaurant last night. the food was really nice but the manager insisted on singing... not so good

[Morph]

This is for Lulu, remember this and you should be quite popular. (sorry for bad grammar. it has been a while since i have needed to use foreign languages.)

Kann ich berühre Ihre Schlange

[Gijs & Sabine]

This is for Lulu, remember this and you should be quite popular. (sorry for bad grammar. it has been a while since i have needed to use foreign languages.)

Kann ich berühre Ihre Schlange

LOL, what a laugh :D :D you're too funny !!

[Lulu Bennett]

This is for Lulu, remember this and you should be quite popular. (sorry for bad grammar. it has been a while since i have needed to use foreign languages.)

Kann ich berühre Ihre Schlange

and that means what exactly:confused: Mmm suspicious!!

[Lulu Bennett]

:eek: Right morph i have got a bone to pick with you!!! you cheeky bugger lol i never studied german at school so its a good job i have some nice friends. trying to get me in trouble tut tut tut!!! :mad:

[Morph]

it just means "can i touch your snake"

you dont want to pay unless you've had a good feel first :o

[Lulu Bennett]

is it not 'can i stroke your snake'? lol i wouldn't get many dodgy looks or anything, would i?? lol

[Morph]

is it not 'can i stroke your snake'? lol i wouldn't get many dodgy looks or anything, would i?? lol


i'd immagine you'd hear something along the lines of "Erhalten Sie Ihren Mantel, haben Sie gezogen"


(that is really bad grammar but i'm not a walking german thesaurus so it'll do)

[Lulu Bennett]

ok then morph lol what does that mean? bugger off you h**e?

[Morph]

ok then morph lol what does that mean? bugger off you hoe?


"get your coat, you've pulled"

lol

[Lulu Bennett]

"get your coat, you've pulled"

lol
is that all lol thats fine then lol :cool:

[Morph]

i could of come up with something better but this is a family friendly forum :p

[Lulu Bennett]

i could of come up with something better but this is a family friendly forum :p
lol and mikaila can speak german too cant she so i think it would be wise to keep is child friendly. don't want telling off by rhea lol

[Morph]

i'm a very family friendly guy. i dont like unnecasary rudeness. its ok when in an adult enviorenment but not around kids. they can decide whether they like swearing or not when they are older... they dont need it thrust in their faces 24/7

[adamanteus]

Warning: Future instances of incorrect spelling and poor grammar from people who's first language is English, will be highlighted with this....
http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

[Elliot]

Warning: Future instances of incorrect spelling and poor grammar from people who's first language is English, will be highlighted with this....
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Lulu's going to see that a lot then. :D

[adamanteus]

Hahaha. You're in trouble now, Elliot! She's sure to read what you just said!

[Elliot]

Hahaha. You're in trouble now, Elliot! She's sure to read what you just said!

Well, you are a mod you know... :D

[adamanteus]

I'm not going to rescue you, I'll just sit back and watch the fir fly!

[adamanteus]

Doh!!! Fur fly! http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

[Elliot]

I'm not going to rescue you, I'll just sit back and watch the fir fly!

I see how it is.

[Lulu Bennett]

just to change the topic. i have been looking for reptile shows in the uk and can't seem to find any. does anybody know of any?
thanks guys xxx

[adamanteus]

Lulu, there used to be one in Walsall (Midlands) every summer. It was organized by the IHS. I'm unsure whether or not it still runs.

[Morph]

ESSEX REPTILES & AMPHIBIANS CLUB

are hosting a
Reptile Hobbyists Meeting
on
Sunday, 23rd September 2007
at

BAE SYSTEMS SPORT & LEISURE CLUB
Gardiners Way,
Gardiners Lane South,
Basildon,
Essex SS14 3AP

This will be open to the general public
from 10.30am-3.30pm.
Refreshments etc. will be available.

Admission costs:
£1.50 for adults and
£1.00 for concessions.

[Morph]

18th August 2007 is the Exeter Reptile and Amphibian Show. It is in Devon so im hoping that its not too far for some of you.

The venue is as follows:
The Matford Centre
Matford Park Road
Exeter
Devon
EX2 8FD

Jason Edworthy (general enquiries):
jason@exreptile.com
01392 664421
07725 474061

Nick Opie (web enquiries):
nick@exreptile.com
07872 440131

Exeter Reptile Expo (http://www.exreptile.com)

[Lulu Bennett]

thanks for that sweety i'll look them up now cheers

[Morph]

thanks for that sweety


hey... no more of that... i'm married dont ya know :p:p

[Lulu Bennett]

lol but i couldn't help myself :p

[Morph]

lol but i couldn't help myself :p

i'll tell u the same thing i tell the others....

the majority of marriages dont work out.... wait your turn :p

[Lulu Bennett]

its not that they don't work its that its too easy to give up! don't give up just have a bit on the side.

Joking, don't even concider it! lol. please don't grass me up to you wifey lol don't need anymore angry women chasing me down lol

[adamanteus]

don't even concider it!

consider!
http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

[adamanteus]

It isn't true that the majority of marriages fail. All mine have been a success!:eek:

[Morph]

consider!
http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

oi jimbo... dun b slagin off are gramer... we is teh peeps from da anti-gramer groop so u has gotta do as wee said innit!

[Stefan-A]

oi jimbo... dun b slagin off are gramer... we is teh peeps from da anti-gramer groop so u has gotta do as wee said innit!
http://koti.mbnet.fi/thamnoph/photos/Animation5.gif

[adamanteus]

oi jimbo... dun b slagin http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)off are gramerhttp://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)... we is teh peeps from da anti-gramer groop http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)so u has gotta do as wee http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)said innit!

I know...I missed a few!

[adamanteus]

http://koti.mbnet.fi/thamnoph/photos/Animation5.gif

Hahahaha! Stefan, you're a star!

[Stefan-A]

Nah, just another victim of British comedy. ;)

[Morph]

Dear forum members,
I hereby appologise for my gross misuse of the english language and all consequent grammar.
I have now resigned from the AGG (Anti-Grammar Group) and vow never to deliberately contravene the rules and guidelines set out by the english language.
Yours sincerely
Daniel Paul Cook Esq.

[Lulu Bennett]

thats a bit harsh showing me up like that just because i suck at spelling :mad:

[adamanteus]

Dear forum members,
I hereby appologise for my gross misuse of the english language and all consequent grammar.
I have now resigned from the AGG (Anti-Grammar Group) and vow never to deliberately contravene the rules and guidelines set out by the english language.
Yours sincerely
Daniel Paul Cook Esq.

English, with a capital E!!http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

[Lulu Bennett]

Dear forum members,
I hereby appologise for my gross misuse of the english language and all consequent grammar.
I have now resigned from the AGG (Anti-Grammar Group) and vow never to deliberately contravene the rules and guidelines set out by the english language.
Yours sincerely
Daniel Paul Cook Esq.

Dunt giv up 2 esy ya wimp!

[Morph]

English, with a capital E!!http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

I shall punish myself accordingly.

[Elliot]

Darkest Hour is a good band.

[adamanteus]

Darkest Hour is a good band.

I haven't heard of them, Elliot. Who are they like?

[Elliot]

I haven't heard of them, Elliot. Who are they like?

Well they're a metal band that sounds kind of like At The Gates maybe? They kind of have their own sound.

[adamanteus]

I like a bit of Metal, from time to time...especially when I'm driving!

[Elliot]

I like a bit of Metal, from time to time...especially when I'm driving!

lol sounds dangerous

[adamanteus]

Yeah, I'm quite an aggressive driver when I'm on my own. Sedate old man when I have the family in the car!:rolleyes:

[Elliot]

Yeah, I'm quite an aggressive driver when I'm on my own. Sedate old man when I have the family in the car!:rolleyes:

I scare my mom to death when I drive her car lol we have 7 cars and most of those are sports cars so when I say "I'm going to holeshot this minivan!!" she's holding on for dear life.

[adamanteus]

Seven cars!?! Are you very rich?

[Lulu Bennett]

wow 7 cars?? r u loaded?? are you single? lol:D

[Elliot]

Seven cars!?! Are you very rich?

Nope, just have too many cars lol

[Elliot]

wow 7 cars?? r u loaded?? are you single? lol:D

All I have to say to that is http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

[adamanteus]

Ha! Good one, Elliot!

[Lulu Bennett]

ooooo thats nasty!!!:mad:

[adamanteus]

Right guys, it's well past midnight here so I'm off to bed. I have a very busy week ahead of me, work-wise...maybe 12 or 14 hour days until next Friday. I won't be neglecting you....... as you already know I love you all, but I might be on-line for shorter periods each evening. If you need anything when I'm not on-line just leave me a PM. But I'll pretty much be here at my usual times. Be nice! XXXX

[Elliot]

ooooo thats nasty!!!:mad:

You know I'm just kidding :p

[Lulu Bennett]

i guess i could let you off then :( lol

[Stefan-A]

Nope, just have too many cars lol
Like someone said about his/her rather extensive snake collection: "It's not that there are too many of them, there are just too few of me." ;)

[drache]

gosh
I didn't realize I was gone that long
this thread took me all morning to read - in between numerous loads of laundry (roughly proportional to this thread, but taking even longer to get through) and arrangements to pick up Sammy from the vet tomorrow (yay!)

Elliot - are all those seven cars functional?
just to let you know, Lu, this being America, a good number of them could be sitting on cinder blocks, rusting away on the front lawn (the other end of the spectrum)
or they could be a large family (something in between)

wow there was so much else I wanted to chime in on, but it's like twenty pages ago and my memory . . .
was was it now?
oh no! I'll have to reread everything!

[Lulu Bennett]

lol :o Rhea sorry its my fault i got really bored and thought i would try and get people chatting although it would have been easier if we got a chat room up and going? but thats just a thought lol it would make things alot easier when it comes to chatting lol

[Elliot]

gosh
I didn't realize I was gone that long
this thread took me all morning to read - in between numerous loads of laundry (roughly proportional to this thread, but taking even longer to get through) and arrangements to pick up Sammy from the vet tomorrow (yay!)

Elliot - are all those seven cars functional?
just to let you know, Lu, this being America, a good number of them could be sitting on cinder blocks, rusting away on the front lawn (the other end of the spectrum)
or they could be a large family (something in between)

wow there was so much else I wanted to chime in on, but it's like twenty pages ago and my memory . . .


was was it now?
oh no! I'll have to reread everything!

6 are functional, our '65 Mustang GT needs restored, but hopefully it'll make 7 :)

[drache]

6 are functional, our '65 Mustang GT needs restored, but hopefully it'll make 7 :)
if you have a '65 Mustang, you're really into cars (another good "in-between" reason) and I'm curious as to what else you've got

[adamanteus]

6 are functional, our '65 Mustang GT needs restored, but hopefully it'll make 7 :)

Elliot, your '65 Mustang GT needs restoring.http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

[Serpentine99]

haha! Good one!:D

[Elliot]

Elliot, your '65 Mustang GT needs restoring.http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/uploads/av-195.gif (http://www.dns-forums.co.uk/forum/index.php?showuser=195)

You got me! lol

[Elliot]

if you have a '65 Mustang, you're really into cars (another good "in-between" reason) and I'm curious as to what else you've got

Well I guess I'll just name all of them then..
'00 Ford SVT Lightning F-150
'03 Ford Ranger (my ride)
'07 Infiniti G35
'07 Ford F-150
'03 Mustang Mach 1
'69 Shelby GT 500

[Lulu Bennett]

that is driving me nuts!!!:mad:

[drache]

Well I guess I'll just name all of them then..
'00 Ford SVT Lightning F-150
'03 Ford Ranger (my ride)
'07 Infiniti G35
'07 Ford F-150
'03 Mustang Mach 1
'69 Shelby GT 500

yup
you're into cars
American cars that is
I love the classic mustangs

[Elliot]

Well none of our motorcycles are American. :D

[drache]

Well none of our motorcycles are American. :D
why would they be
American motorcycles have tractor engines

[Elliot]

why would they be
American motorcycles have tractor engines

Yup, all of our bikes are Japanese or European.